Albion History X

NetNifty

Fledgling Freddie
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(To the tune of Ill Bill - American History X)

I murder mobs at breakfast
Farming platinum, it's endless
Copec and Cheese, Baudbandit, every alt's gettin it
Raid leading, artifact and scroll farming
Run up to the guild House
Compare CM lists, edit them
Hoping for masterpiece, crafting Legendary weapons made of heat
Chatting over guild
All over the realm, theres war
Zerging is more Albion than Holy Grails and Excalibur
Fire wizards, spirit cabalists, and armsmen
It's albion life, not fiction
If I murdered a grey mid or hib, I meant it
Whined at for killing the enemy
If this was Camlann I'd have been chain ganked
Instead of helping some guildies
I'd be hiding in housing crafting
Yeah I'm often critised
Myrmidon with 13 bubs post 50
You guess why
I guess that ToA's a crucial part of our life
RvR is owned by gank groups
Build zergs to compensate and they whine

Cabalists and Spell crafters
Power levellers and Ice wizards
Smite clerics, alchemists, buff botters
High realm ranks with hundred plat equipment
New albs begging, wanting everything handed to em
Rich alb, poor alb, guild masters, gank groups
Who's right? fightin inside our realm
Albion History X
Represent the future unknown
What's next?

Imagining leaving a NF boat burning with the passengers in it
Hit it with Ballista missiles if I see mids in it
No applauds, hearing "ffs my rps noob"
Ask me whats wrong with cross-realming
I'll tell you what's wrong with you
What's wrong with the newbs
Mercenaries, Savages, and shrooms
Sorcerers and Druids
Flavour of the months
Chaining casuals roaming in pick up groups
So called gimps standing at APK corners yelling looking for group
Gank groups are the reason albs stand at APK
The reason they have buff bots at their PK
The reason that the common sense no longer protects us
They don't even think about how lame it is to steal artifacts from us
Living in a realm of civil war
Got some artis? Get some more
"Wait 2 mins more?" pointless with gimps that ignore unwritten law
Albion taunts its young, "QQ more"
Falling through the milegate of death
Never know what we dying for

Cabalists and Spell crafters
Power levellers and Ice wizards
Smite clerics, alchemists, buff botters
High realm ranks with hundred plat equipment
New albs begging, wanting everything handed to em
Rich alb, poor alb, guild masters, gank groups
Who's right? fightin inside our realm
Albion History X
Represent the future unknown
What's next?

I seen ebay'ed chars murder their groups with poor pulls
Low RR albs who know how to play soloing unbuffed
An infested realm of fools
Without a clear destination
No guidance, no rules, no reputation
And the older players's ought to know better
Matter of fact they're worse
They ought to know better
These greedy dumb albs trade repuation for arti's
"Defending the albion realm" on emain macha soil
Makes no sense
The albion empire is now defenceless
Only murder for guilds that they represent
Whether Alb, Hib or Midgardian
RvRers never get sick of attacking them
When dumbass albs are using them

Cabalists and Spell crafters
Power levellers and Ice wizards
Smite clerics, alchemists, buff botters
High realm ranks with hundred plat equipment
New albs begging, wanting everything handed to em
Rich alb, poor alb, guild masters, gank groups
Who's right? fightin inside our realm
Albion History X
Represent the future unknown
What's next?

Cabalists and Spell crafters
Power levellers and Ice wizards
Smite clerics, alchemists, buff botters
High realm ranks with hundred plat equipment
New albs begging, wanting everything handed to em
Rich alb, poor alb, guild masters, gank groups
Who's right? fightin inside our land
Albion History X
Represent the future unknown
What's next....?
 

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