Albion has a King at last!

[Molten Lava]

I declare myself King of Albion, therefore:

Mids are not allowed to kill me,
Hibs are not allowed to kill me,
All albs have to /bow for me when they meet me,
All albs have to pay 10 gold/char/month so I wont have to hunt for money
All female-albs have to help me with my "needs"

Im a lvl 24 earth-wizzy so I think I deserve to be King of Albion. I also posted a request to Mythic to make me invulnerable. This was the reply:

Dear Molten,

As most repected customer of Mythic/GOA we are happy to tell you that from now on you char Molten Lava will have the following stats:

Str, Pie, Dex, Con etc etc 500
HP's 20.000.000
RP's 100.000.000 (wich makes me R14L5
1400 Mithril
All AF800 100% con and quality armor
Staff Dps 29.4 with some nice others stats
Free women

/em walks back to his Throne

Edit: some typo's but hey Im a dumb kid..must but lots of typo's in my post

 

[old.Darkan]

That could have been almost funny if you had taken the time to type it properly.

Instead, it's not, at all, ever.

Ok?

 

[Molten Lava]

Not ok

Not ok...

c'mon man trying to get my number of posts up....

 

[old.Xanthian]

Hohoho..

Remind me to laugh next time k ?
:sleeping:

 

[Molten Lava]

Hmmm

Well the post isn't supposed to be funny...and its a much better topic than:

FFS been zerged again!!
I'm Uber!
Hibs suck!
Mids suck!
Friday news?
Nerf Albs!

/em drops his crown....

 

[Urme the Legend]

I'm bored at work and I enjoyed reading this post

 

[Ensceptifica]

Re: Hmmm

Originally posted by Molten Lava
/em drops his crown....

/em picks it up
/em melts it down
/em crafts it into a jester's hat
/em hands it to Molten

 

[Molten Lava]

Hurray

/em picks up the hat

Thanks, at least I got a job at the castle near the king then?

 

[old.E][Waemohs]

Originally posted by Molten Lava
Im a lvl 24 earth-wizzy..

All AF800 100% con and quality armor
Staff Dps 29.4 with some nice others stats
Free women

I think you destroey your armor/staff/"women" quite fast

 

[Mageling]

Bow Down

This thread is almost as silly as women boxing
.
..
...
Now gimme the fuckin crown already!

 

[loxleyhood]

I wonder if I can over-throw Albion's king in a revoloution? Hmmmmm, come comrades!

 

[Flimgoblin]

my earth wiz beats your earth wiz

I'll ave that crown thankee.

 

[gunner440]

ha.....ha..........ha

 

[soullessminion]

Can my Troll Shaman be the Queen of alb, ok I know its a male troll but as the King wears a dress i wont need to

 

[citybilen]

Luri small,
but ohhh so cute,
come and sit,
upon my flute!

i like ur rime

 

[lofff]

uhm ehm

k

 

[lofff]

<reports GOA bout sum 'drug' abuse>

 

[andruril]

You MUST be bored posting this... arent you?

 

[old.Wildfire]

>_<

 

[luapo]

ALL HAIL MOLTEN, KING OF FAIR ALBION

 

[old.LandShark]

....

 

[butcha]

Some lyrics from Disney's Robin Hood says it all:

-------------

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England
A pox on the phony king of England!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

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Edit: Adding a little html tag if you dont remember the song...
Now everybody... Sing along...

http://www.reelclassics.com/Audio_Video/Music7b/clips/robinhood_phonykingofengland_clip.mp3

 

[dk_flint]

Re: Bow Down

Originally posted by Mageling
This thread is almost as silly as women boxing

lol

 

[zlair]

Re: Hmmm

Originally posted by Molten Lava
Well the post isn't supposed to be funny...and its a much better topic than:

FFS been zerged again!!
I'm Uber!
Hibs suck!
Mids suck!
Friday news?
Nerf Albs!

/em drops his crown....

LOL, true, soo true

 

[Cerverloc]

Dream on.

 

[froler-mid]

 

[-Dreama-]

originally posted by Mageling
This thread is almost as silly as women boxing

/em upper cuts Mageling KO I win again

 

[Karam_gruul]

/em wonders why THE FUCK people have to constantly say fucking /em instead of just *does something*.

 

[old.Trulla]

Karam is the king of albion! No doubt about it

 

[Mageling]

Flame venus

Originally posted by -Dreama-
/em upper cuts Mageling KO I win again

Target is our out of reach
Target is our out of reach
Target is our out of reach
Target is our out of reach, ffs make dinner and stop trying to act like my personal fan!

Oh yeah here's a quote for yew narrow ass.

"You could not punch your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands"