Al-Qaeda striking against Norway?

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Wile_E_Coyote

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Should I run buy a gasmask and dig a bunker under the house I live in? :p

There hasn't been a direct treath against Norway since wwII. Kinda surreal.

Threats against Norway
 
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inuyasha

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Originally posted by Wile_E_Coyote
Should I run buy a gasmask and dig a bunker under the house I live in? :p

There hasn't been a direct treath against Norway since wwII. Kinda surreal.

Threats against Norway
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ARF!

and me who dont even have anything against al-qaeda..:/

poor norway never do anything wrong, we are, and wanna be, international peacekeepers!

DO THIS AND BURN! silly silly geographical people..
irl.

honestly....not like they are badly organized, i think they know where in the world norway lie :/
 
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old.job

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Ha!! your turn now my little 'neutrals', you goddam Norwegians, it was you that started that old crazy arab war!!!
 
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Arnor

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"so beautiful, and so full of neutrality, its disgusting!"

-Zap
 
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Wile_E_Coyote

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Ah, good old Zap... :cool:

Heres another:
"I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals, who knows? It ... sickens me."

-- Zap Brannigan

I'm think I'm going to buy myself a MG3 and start a neighbourhood watch. Who knew paranoia could be this fun! :sleeping:
 
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uncle_sal

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When norwegians get their ass spanked- can i have their oil plz?
 
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old.job

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Doesn't neutral just mean you get invaded straight away and someone else has to liberate you?
 
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Wile_E_Coyote

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Job: Hey it worked for Sweden during WWII, why doesn't it work for us!? Its unfair! :p

uncle_sal: I think the American oilcompany owned by Haliburton will take the oil. After they "liberate" us when the terrorists have taken over... :rolleyes:
 
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inuyasha

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Dont underestimate norway :great:

We might be small, but we are rich, mighty and intend to stay that way ^_^
Just case we have been neutrals for aaages, does not mean its enough viking in us to force vengance upon whoever try to offend us!

for the 12 hours it take for the US army to arrive that is :p

But...old ww2, we was the one country that resisted to be taken over for the longest =)

AND we dont have many good missile targets....

norway is all in all a pretty lousy target aint they? :D
 
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uncle_sal

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nope... aint fair that you have oil and we dont... hmm... wonder what N.A.T.O has to say with this :p
 
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Wile_E_Coyote

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The Fins are after our oil! Boycott Nokia! :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by inuyasha

But...old ww2, we was the one country that resisted to be taken over for the longest =)
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Operation Weserübung, the attack on Norway was launched on April 9th, 1940 - and officially lasted until June 10th 1940.

I wouldn't call that a long time. :p
 
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The Fonz

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Who do you think would win a war between America and Britain?
 
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old.TeaSpoon

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Originally posted by The Fonz
Who do you think would win a war between America and Britain?
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The Brits.

Why?

Can you say, "Friendly Fire" ? ;)
 
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old.job

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Operation Weserübung, the attack on Norway was launched on April 9th, 1940 - and officially lasted until June 10th 1940.
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LOOOOLLLL, some people spend longer at the Finns in Hib.


We would Fonzy, cos once we'd started fighting everyone would help us!
 
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Wile_E_Coyote

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We lasted longer than Denmark... :p

And dangit, I bet it was hard fighting Messerschmits with wooden dual-winged ww1 planes! We put up more resistance than they expected though, even sank one of their most modern battleship Blücher. Which was filled with special forces that were to march (with a band lol) up to the royal castle and put the king and government under arrest. Norway's military was a laugh, we didn't expect another war. Dangit Chamberlain! :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by Wile_E_Coyote
We lasted longer than Denmark... :p
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I wouldn't even mention Denmark. :p
*prepares for Damon and his viking brothers to jump the thread*
 
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Kharok Svark

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Maybe they had a conversation like ;

"Ok, who's the enemy"

"America, and Britain"

"Anyone else"

"Australia"

"Amercia, Britain and Australia, that's quite a bunch, should we take on one more"

"No-way"

"Ok, I've sent the list off"

Maybe though someone misread the writing ...
 
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old.job

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Islamic fundamentalist terrorists ....2 buildings

Coalition forces................................2 countries


Who's gonna win this one?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by Kharok Svark
Maybe they had a conversation like ;

"Ok, who's the enemy"

"America, and Britain"

"Anyone else"

"Australia"

"Amercia, Britain and Australia, that's quite a bunch, should we take on one more"

"No-way"

"Ok, I've sent the list off"

Maybe though someone misread the writing ...
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Hehehe - nice one. :D
 
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Arnor

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Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
The Brits.

Why?

Can you say, "Friendly Fire" ? ;)
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Nah, I think america tbh, they have a knack for shooting down british ppl :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Dropping 500lbs bombs on Canadians is also considered good sport.

God, what a shitty country that is... :scared:
 
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Teh Krypt

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None would win.. it would be revealed that bush and Blair are having a secret affer behind everyones backs :(
 
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ghoul

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Originally posted by uncle_sal
When norwegians get their ass spanked- can i have their oil plz?
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Sorry, you wont get shit of our resources.
edit: Atleast not until you can learn how to spell 'please'.
 
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SilverHood

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Did Norway actually do anything against Al quaida? Or Iran?

At first I thought they might have mistaken them for Denmark... atleast Oslo is so boring no one is gonna miss it ;)
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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According to the news here, they just mistook Norway for Denmark. *laughs*
 
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inuyasha

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Originally posted by SilverHood
Did Norway actually do anything against Al quaida? Or Iran?

At first I thought they might have mistaken them for Denmark... atleast Oslo is so boring no one is gonna miss it ;)
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Most of my friends just though it was finaly some real news =)
Most exciting things that happen in norway is ravaging gangs of youths turning cows over to the side =)

Oh, and the war against norway took a looong time, they had estimated about a week or two i belive, didnt they take poland in two days or so? We was the one, or among the one, of the lands they actually took, that they spent the most time taking.

We are talking empire vs norway here, speaking months is loooong, they took major cities in hours with paradrops :p
 
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