Airplane!

[old.[SCW]Nessie]

An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board but
only
4
parachutes.

The first passenger, said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball
player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack
and
left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former
President
of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am
also
a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the
second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United
States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower
state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in the America history,
American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and
jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, 10 years
old
school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a
Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. The Americans'
cleverest President has taken my school backpack."

 

[old.[SCW]Moon]

"general"

 

[old.+SA+Eliminator]

He might be lucky, he could land on hillary, just a thought