News Again with them Ninjas!

[Olgaline]

made me laugh!

When a dark intruder smashed through his bedroom window and repeatedly bounced on his bed, Beat Ettlin was initially relieved to discover it was a kangaroo.

"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window," the 42-year-old told The Associated Press on Monday. "It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in."

Ninjas!

 

[Overdriven]

o_____o She must obviously be a ninja, as she could identify the ninja! or... Ninjaroo?

 

[Huntingtons]

worst kind of roos. feared in the innermost circles of the animal kingdom for their rash blood-vendettas!

 

[leviathane]

"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window"

Why would that be your initial thought lol, some people watch far too much t.v.

 

[soze]

Why would that be your initial thought lol, some people watch far too much t.v.

It’s a perfectly natural though, its self preservation you imagine the worst case scenario and plan appropriate action. Like Sunday morning something came into my bedroom chances are it was a cat but I thought it could be a Ninja or Chuck Norris so I played dead!

 

[Corran]

lmao,

curse them lunatic ninja's smashing through windows to bounce on beds... im gonna have to move my sword from the computer room into the bedroom just incase it happens to me... can never be over prepared!

 

[fettoken]

lmao,

curse them lunatic ninja's smashing through windows to bounce on beds... im gonna have to move my sword from the computer room into the bedroom just incase it happens to me... can never be over prepared!

Same here. Will look on a sword appropriate for the space in my apartment, so i can defend myself accordingly.

 

[Olgaline]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Olgaline, ho...ly...f*ck!

 

[CorNokZ]

Spam pictures, become boring

 

[Lakih]

The shoes wheren't very ninja-like... other then that, i agree with tohto

wouldnt mind her braking through my window for some bedjumping...

 

[old.Tohtori]

The shoes wheren't very ninja-like... other then that, i agree with tohto

wouldnt mind her braking through my window for some bedjumping...

Well, considering in Kill bill we see these:

I think that kind of hottie would get away with some heel action

 

[CorNokZ]

New Balance sneakers <3

 

[Olgaline]

 

[CorNokZ]

Rape incoming!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wow...you two hopped on the racist train and rode it all the way to alabama didn't you?

 

[Overdriven]

Chooooooooo Chooooooooooooo!

 

[CorNokZ]

Wow...you two hopped on the racist train and rode it all the way to alabama didn't you?

Wasn't it you who got banned once for a certain racist picture?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wasn't it you who got banned once for a certain racist picture?

The text used the n word, only reason.

 

[CorNokZ]

I didn't use the n word.. The guy is clearly sneaking up on her, so I assumed he was gonna rape her

Did you assume he was going to rape her because he's black? Now that's a little bit racist toht..

 

[pikeh]

Wow...you two hopped on the racist train and rode it all the way to alabama didn't you?

WTF does noze saying 'rape' have anything to do with the fact he's black?

/edit, too slow!

 

[soze]

Yeah the assumption he said rape because the guy was black smells like closet Racism to me.

 

[Laddey]

owned

 

[old.Tohtori]

I didn't use the n word..

No you didn't, did i claim you did? No. I answered why i got kicked.

Spin it all you like; Picture at start racist, adding rape to that adds to it.

 

[pikeh]

adding rape to that adds to it.

I know we might all regret this, but care to explain why?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I know we might all regret this, but care to explain why?

I think you're a smart boy, figure it out.

 

[CorNokZ]

Reeling in are we toht?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah, don't really care.

Carry on, rape, lol, yeah.

 

[pikeh]

omfg stop being racist!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Apologies for being a dick, bad day, took it out here.