Aftershave

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Wazzerphuk

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On the rare occasions I do - Polo Sport. It's a classic. :p
 
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Furr

Guest
Sorry but this fragrance rocks also the women love it.

L'eau d'issey
ISSEY MIYAKE
 
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Munkey-

Guest
I've always liked Polo Sport. Currently using Hugo Boss eau de toilette
 
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Mr B

Guest
Never EVER use aftershave for moisturising, it just doesn't work.

Always use a moisturiser, Nivia are good, because they have a nice pH balance. Aftershave dries out the skin and leads to redness and also it stings liek fuck.

I never saw the point of eau de toilette to pull, I always relied on being nice to talk to, attentive and flattering the fuck out of any nice bird I was talking to - maybe that's just me though :)

Having said that I pulled my wife after a game of rugby, I was late to a party and had to change when I arrived, sticking my stuff into my m8's washing machine - I caught her in the kitchen sniffing my rugby top...I apparently have rather "uber" natural pheremones.

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Perplex

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Heh, I never use 'just' smellies to pull - it's all part of the presentation of the package mate. Wearing nice smellies and having a mouth flowing with obsceneties and vulgarities (as just one example) will obviously not work either ;)
 
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PR.

Guest
This thread is scaring me :(

it also acts as an antiseptic to any nicks and grazes.

Word to the wise -
Rule 1
do not apply aftershave when naked

Rule 2
do not fondle genitalia after applying.

:eek6:
 
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bodhi

Guest
If After Shave stings then it's time to change that razor blade folks. I find that Eau du Toilette actually stings more when applied after shaving, due to the sprays which EDT normally use for dispensing.
 
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xane

Guest
I never bother with aftershave, yet the girlies come flocking to me, maybe its the way I can lick my eyebrows :)
 
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Recoil101

Guest
Live Jazz..... or Very Valentino....

Although I am pondering the lagerfeld stuff ;)
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
I went to see that fucking great department store Macey's in New York and they have blokes and women who are paid to stand there and offer a quick aftershave or perfume test spray.
But they tend to this without asking you first so you have fucking hundreds of these people advertising whatever brands there are and if you want to go anywhere in the store you have to run the gauntlet of over enthusiastic sprayers.

And it fucking stings when the bastards spray it in your eyes.
 
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Custodian

Guest
Does anyone else just splash on whatever they are given for Christmas :uhoh:
 
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Summo

Guest
But I was given a gallon of Castrol GTX.

I won't tell you what Wij received.
 
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Ch3tan

Guest
Okay got Rush and Jako.
Jako definetly owns, Rush is very strong, but nice too.
 
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raw.

Guest
Originally posted by Custodian
Does anyone else just splash on whatever they are given for Christmas :uhoh:
lol not a fucking chance :D
 
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bodhi

Guest
I do like the idea of an aftershave with Lager in the name tho :)
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
Originally posted by Perplex

[*] Third: Cacharel pour Homme. Really nice this, not so much a pulling fragrance, but more of a chilling out on a Sunday afternoon with your bird type. Quite peppery


^^owns j00 :)
 
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Munkey-

Guest
Originally posted by stazbumpa
I went to see that fucking great department store Macey's in New York and they have blokes and women who are paid to stand there and offer a quick aftershave or perfume test spray.
But they tend to this without asking you first so you have fucking hundreds of these people advertising whatever brands there are and if you want to go anywhere in the store you have to run the gauntlet of over enthusiastic sprayers.

And it fucking stings when the bastards spray it in your eyes.


obvious rip off the bank advert. gay people follow you? :p

(happened to me once or twice as well :( )
 
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gremlin

Guest
Originally posted by Lazarus
Rule 2
do not fondle genitalia after applying.
Same goes for that Original Source Mint shower gel.. ow, it burns!
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
Originally posted by Munkey



obvious rip off the bank advert. gay people follow you? :p

(happened to me once or twice as well :( )


Seriously, this shit actually happened. Wouldn't have believed it normally either, but I was there and all the adverts/episodes of Friends are true.
 
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Wilier

Guest
I swilled with a gob full of some cheap shite at a mates house once, thinking it was mouth wash.

hmmm, dont think the girl I was trying to pull was too enamoured with my stench of Boots brand aftershave and sick.:(
 
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Wilier

Guest
My thoughts exactly. I did manage to get "top and fingers" but no full on shag.:(
 

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