Advice needed......

[Scouse]

So. There's a bird I quite fancy, been texting for a week or so, been round hers, she's been round mine. Known her for a little while.....

Told her I liked her yesterday (just in case she hadn't figured out the obvious) and we had a chat. Basically it's like this:

She knows I'm broken (split up with my g/f of 8 years less than 3 months ago), we've got a lot of mutual friends that would make things awkward if things went nasty, she's been hurt and has issues of her own.

She's not said "no", but things are hanging and it's been a while since I've met someone I can become obsessive in a totally unhealthy way about.

Do I:

A) Sack things off as a bad move. Be friends next week but not talk or text her this week. or;

B) Nag her into submission? (She was at pains to say she hadn't said "no" - but it's hardly an emphatic "yes" is it.......don't worry about the self-respect thang tho - I've never had any).



You've got 2 hours peeps! - I'm off swimming and I'll sort it out when I get back

 

[.Wilier.]

Dont nag her ffs, just persue things gently but firmly.

 

[Mr.Monkey3]

Sounds like a very nice way of saying no.

But then I'm ghey.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Neither.

c) Be her friend. Be normal. Don't intentionally try and change anything. Just see what develops, how things pan out for themselves.

 

[Cyradix]

Take her out, make her laugh...
Tell her you like to give it a try, but that you don't want to rush things and just want to see where it will lead....

 

[Will]

What Wazz said.

 

[Cyradix]

Neither.

c) Be her friend. Be normal. Don't intentionally try and change anything. Just see what develops, how things pan out for themselves.

True, but don't try to be "just" a friend for long cause you will get stuck in the role and she will never see you as anything but a friend in the future...

Trust me, I know....

 

[Wazzerphuk]

BTW.

Don't ever listen to my advice with women, I am probably the country's biggest and total flop when it comes to relationships and all that accompanied with it.

Unless you want to become a bitter, angry old, sexually repressed man like myself or Wij, don't listen !

 

[Wazzerphuk]

True, but don't try to be "just" a friend for long cause you will get stuck in the role and she will never see you as anything but a friend in the future...

Trust me, I know....

Yes but there's more important things in life than losing a friend because you wanted to get your cock away.

 

[Stimpy]

I'd go for option a and leave the next move up to her, just be friends and see if she starts flirting and showing interest, you've made the first move now it's up to her, personally I wouldn't go out with someone when we had mutual friends, it can be a pain in the ass when it doesn't workout, not only for you but for your friends to.

Alternatively if you must try again you could create a little shrine to her in your cupboard, lots of pictures of her, personal items, candles and so on, next time she comes round show it to her and watch her little face light up.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'd go for option a and leave the next move up to her, just be friends and see if she starts flirting and showing interest, you've made the first move now it's up to her, personally I wouldn't go out with someone when we had mutual friends, it can be a pain in the ass when it doesn't workout, not only for you but for your friends to.

Alternatively if you must try again you could create a little shrine to her in your cupboard, lots of pictures of her, personal items, candles and so on, next time she comes round show it to her and watch her little face light up.

Then you can take a polaroid of the shock and masturbate into the image of the open mouth.

 

[Stimpy]

Then you can take a polaroid of the shock and masturbate into the image of the open mouth.

Well I didn't want to be that graphic but it's always an option.

 

[Cyradix]

Anyway : don't ever try option B

Just be her friend but keep showing you're interested...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Or, you could rip out a lock of her hair and wrap it around some glass shards, strap it to your cock and then you can wank, imagine hot wild BDSM sex.

 

[Cyradix]

Damn, I must be getting old! What happened to just wanking to porn?

 

[granny]

D) Tell her you're madly in love with her, that you want to be with her, that you are consumed wth passion and that you are willing to risk everything for her.

Life is short ffs, don't mess about, lean in and kiss her as if your life depended on it.

 

[Trem]

Hit her with a shovel then she can be yours forever....FOREVER!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Tom]

Whack her over the head with your club, and drag her into the nearest cave.

 

[Scouse]

I think before I take any advice from you lot you're going to have to post a swift paragraph of your qualifications first


I hope to fuck she's not reading this. But then - she's got a life so I doubt it very much.....

 

[Trem]

*whacks Scouse with shovel*

 

[xane]

Find out which ladder you are on, first.

 

['Shy]

Secude her, do it with her, then forget her and move on Women like that

 

[leggy]

[QUOTE='Shy]Secude her, do it with her, then forget her and move on Women like that [/QUOTE]

*secudes shy*

 

[Scouse]

[QUOTE='Shy]Secude her[/QUOTE]

I'm such a female-n00b - I've no idea how to secude someone

 

[Scouse]

Well!!

She's coming round my house at 5 (I think). I'll probably go for a combination of all the above in a "wham-bam-thankyou-mam" one strike hits all combo approach.

So I'll twat her over the head with my nob, tell her I'm not interested, secude her (I'll improvise with the cheesgrater for that) and then tell her I love her and want her babies before ignoring her and "waiting for her to come to me"....




....jeesus this is all very hard work. I'm wondering if I should just stay single now....

 

[Clown]

Lick her ear!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Wank in a sock and then give it to her as a present.

 

[Stimpy]

Tell her whenever you masterbate you only ever think of her, she'll be so touched, of all the woman you could think of to get you off you choose her, there is no better way of telling someone how much you love them.

 

[Doh_boy]

Well, as ridiculously unqualified to give any sort of advice on this matter as I am, I'll give you my point of view.

The hard part (pretty much) is done, you've told her how you feel so all you need to do now is talk about it calmly with her. No ultimatums big speeches, just tell her honestly about your feelings and ask her what it is she's scared of and see if you can't alay her fears.

On an unrelated topic, I seem to be posting more now I've given up on my pet than when I had it.

 

['Shy]

I'm such a female-n00b - I've no idea how to secude someone

Bleh You know what I meant!!!1 :kissit: