Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Get a Free PlayStation 2!

[Archeon]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

I don't know about you, but i'm joining the baptist church

 

[tedStar]

rofl, classic

 

[Ormorof]

LOL

i already have one thouh

in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)

Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christian™! Congratulations!

 

[Pippic]

lol

 

[Lorra]

Hey the gave me a WWJD braclet i want a thong ><

o and to answer question that will proberly follow yes i am a christian.

 

[Archeon]

o and to answer question that will proberly follow yes i am a christian.

I thought the Baptist Church and Christianity were seperate religions?

Edit - never mind, worked it out for myself when I was looking at the front page again. The bit about pre-teen vibrators scared the hell out of me though.

 

[Vepo]

I'm an Atheist.
Science is fact, Religion is fiction.

 

[Sigurd]

Excellent satire.

I'm an Atheist.
Science is fact, Religion is fiction.

In your opinion.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Classic site!

If this thread turns into a 'religion is bogus' thread I will have whoever started it beaten to within an inch of his/her life!

(only an inch because if they are still alive then I can't be accused of die irl threats! )

 

[Rexmundi]

Can I get some bread and wine now?

 

[Archeon]

If this thread turns into a 'religion is bogus' thread I will have whoever started it beaten to within an inch of his/her life!

(only an inch because if they are still alive then I can't be accused of die irl threats! )

Bring it on! I've got a Britney Spears CD and i'm not afraid to use it!

 

[swords]

Hmm...Now im an avid Scientist myself, but Science has never given ME a free PS2 so i'm having doubts now
All science seems to give me is work too!

 

[Lumikki]

lol

Omg, that's just so wrong.

<starts filling the order>

 

[Chilly]

lol the litle 7-y old girl grassed up her mum for using her little aquapet as a dildo!

oh and PLEASE wev already had one 50 page religion thread, lets not have another