Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation!

[Oysterboy]

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2531222&page=1
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[Bugz]

How does the lawyer actually prove the defendant was abducted by aliens? O_O

 

[Overdriven]

=( They GOT ME! HELP!

 

[Outlander]

=( They GOT ME! HELP!

did they probe your bunghole?

 

[Overdriven]

did they probe your bunghole?

Yes =( With long slippery things... It was a odd experience =( I can't look at spoons anymore.

 

[Dukat]

Why should someone get compensation from the state if they were abducted by aliems?!?1

its got nothing to do with the state at all ffs, bloody claimers!