A true friend ....

[Ala]

Sent to me as a crap chain letter thing (I told that fucking bitch to NEVER send me those damn things!!) but it made me giggle


Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that
always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

-When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

-When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

-When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

-When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

-When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

-When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.

-When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

-When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend and I love you! uke:

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

You can also borrow my dildo, but you have to clean it yourself xxx

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

friends help you move.
Reall friends help you move dead bodies

 

[Sissyfoo]

I have no real friends.

~drags another sack of quick lime from the cellar~

 

[Lumikki]

What happend to your cat avatar Ala?

 

[Ala]

How do u mean Lumikki? You want it back?

 

[Lumikki]

It was quite funny

 

[Ala]

Yeah

Don't you like my new one?

 

[Lumikki]

That's great too!

 

[Sissyfoo]

I reckon THE MAN got to her. :/

 

[Ala]

Only one? pfft I think not !

 

['Shy]

I have no real friends.

That's not true!!!