This made me cry with laughter
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/parents.html
· When you tell your parents that anyone who doesn't believe that Jesus is the Son of God is going to burn in hell, they tell you to be more “tolerant” of other religions. This is VERY suspicious! "Tolerant" is code for turning Christ-loving children like you into godless (people who spit at Jesus) homosexuals (people who put your pee-pee in their hiney) communists (people who put your blessings in their own pockets)
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/parents.html
· When you tell your parents that anyone who doesn't believe that Jesus is the Son of God is going to burn in hell, they tell you to be more “tolerant” of other religions. This is VERY suspicious! "Tolerant" is code for turning Christ-loving children like you into godless (people who spit at Jesus) homosexuals (people who put your pee-pee in their hiney) communists (people who put your blessings in their own pockets)