A "true Christian" american website

[Lothandar]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1004/nosports.html


This really ticked me off, but the other bullshit is worth reading to. I am glad I don't live there, it is terrible, simply terrible, shows how dumb americans are.


"1. The most effective way of getting a Nancy boy back in the game is to kindly and softly break one of the bones in his body that he used while playing sports"

"2. If your boy approaches you in a contemplative manner about giving up sports (that is, he hasn't quite made up his mind, but is just coming to you for advice), hold your hand up with the backside toward his face and smack him firmly across his cheeks repeatedly until he cries like a little sissy. This is called, "bitch slapping." It is a humiliating and extremely effective way of showing your boy that he is embarrassing you by acting like a little girl. "




A little "teaser".

 

[Ilum]

That site is a parody.

A sample of the real idiots:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

 

[Dillinja]

I was just watching CBS news and saw the word "despair" spelt as "dispair".

God I love America.

 

[Athinz]

lol... your gonna love this one,

there was a jerry springer show and as usual.. there was a fight and people got angry,

a woman shouted into the audience saying "gimme an h!!!" audience sez "H!!!"
then"gimme a O!!!" , audience sez "O!!!" then "gimme a R!!!!" audience sez "R!!!" then "gimme a E!!!" audience says "E!!!"
then the woman goes "what does it spell?!?! HORE!!!"

tell me if i am wrong.. doesn't hore has a "w" at the beginning?

or are americans differant?

 

[Marczje]

What made you actually watch that pathetic show?

 

[Ormorof]

What made you actually watch that pathetic show?

jerry springer is so funny

watched the opera on TV the other day (heard there was loads of people complaining about it, so HAD to watch it and i was not dissapointed, was very amusing )

 

[Jobil]

lol... your gonna love this one,

there was a jerry springer show and as usual.. there was a fight and people got angry,

a woman shouted into the audience saying "gimme an h!!!" audience sez "H!!!"
then"gimme a O!!!" , audience sez "O!!!" then "gimme a R!!!!" audience sez "R!!!" then "gimme a E!!!" audience says "E!!!"
then the woman goes "what does it spell?!?! HORE!!!"

tell me if i am wrong.. doesn't hore has a "w" at the beginning?

or are americans differant?

yus <points to sig>

 

[Moberg]

Its a fictionel site tho....thank god

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

 

[Adoctor]

lol ...lock n load jesus mouse mats

 

[Comos]

OK, this is direct copy of what is on http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html scroll down, it's on the right. If you read a bit from the site, you'll notice how they hate 'malls'
I was litterally LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?

 

[Kinag]

OK, this is direct copy of what is on http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html scroll down, it's on the right. If you read a bit from the site, you'll notice how they hate 'malls'
I was litterally LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?

LOL!

 

[Lothandar]

Its a fictionel site tho....thank god

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

It's not fictional. Read the forums, they are not fictional either

Edit: Nevermind, found the fictional part, but the people on the forums sure ain't joking.

Americans are easily lead into false/harmful ways of action easily enough, now I do understand sarcasm to a decent level, but I am afraid many don't, and might use the information given on the site. I am sure it has already occured already.

 

[civy]

It's not fictional. Read the forums, they are not fictional either

Edit: Nevermind, found the fictional part, but the people on the forums sure ain't joking.

Americans are easily lead into false/harmful ways of action easily enough, now I do understand sarcasm to a decent level, but I am afraid many don't, and might use the information given on the site. I am sure it has already occured already.

lol give it up. You obviously have issues with Americans.

 

[Lothandar]

Clearly, I also never said that I don't have issues with them, so what is your point? If you read the website it is not for europeans/other residents of the world.

And no "lol I won't give it up" to answer in your style.

 

[Kinag]

Americans surely do have a weird way of thinking, atleast some of them

 

[civy]

Only an idiot would believe that is a genuine website. Unfortunately idiots can be found in all cultures as you aptly demonstrated.

 

[Kinag]

who? Me?

 

[civy]

who? Me?

Lothandar . No.

 

[Disorderly And Drunk]

Now now, no need to accuse all americans of being backward retards. There are obviously many "down south" that practically beat off to the bible and hate anyone that's different but really now, not all Americans are like this.

And as was pointed out, you were sure enough that the site was authentic that you decided to make a thread about it. So you have disproved your point that only americans are morons

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I find it ironic that the place they use as the immagration capital of america is New York, home of the drive-by-shooting.

"You want to cross the street, do you feel lucky? Well do yah, punk?"

 

[Cyfr]

Theres one somewhere where a student submits an essay and like.. half of it or more is swearing and it's complete bollocks, the teacher has marked on loads of deducted marks EVERYWHERE and notes etc..

He still manages to get 61% AND the teacher wrote 'to' instead of 'too' in one of his/her coments Shouldn't teachers know how to spell?

 

[Disorderly And Drunk]

Theres one somewhere where a student submits an essay and like.. half of it or more is swearing and it's complete bollocks, the teacher has marked on loads of deducted marks EVERYWHERE and notes etc..

He still manages to get 61% AND the teacher wrote 'to' instead of 'too' in one of his/her coments Shouldn't teachers know how to spell?

You'll be happy to know that this is it here

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/1227/page19xt.jpg
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/4057/page21re.jpg
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/5563/page36el.jpg
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/9291/page43ey.jpg
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/4305/page52mp.jpg
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4720/page63pw.jpg
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/6394/page75gm.jpg

Nothing to do with christian websites though....

 

[Driwen]

He still manages to get 61% AND the teacher wrote 'to' instead of 'too' in one of his/her coments Shouldn't teachers know how to spell?

isnt to discuss correct or am I losing my mind? (and I do have the excuse of english not being my first language)

and you dont really know what grade it is for. Allthough seeing the language it is probably a 12+year old, so he should have been failed (no facts no citation of source (search engines do NOT count lol ))

 

[Hansmoleman]

best thing in that essay

because he is a fucking douche bag.

 

[Ning]

That site is a parody.

A sample of the real idiots:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

So they are both funny and completly wrong.
Ok Internet was created by American Army but the Web (so what is used to spread informations) was created by the CERN (Centre Européen de Recherche Nucléaire - European Centre of Nuclear Research) in Switzerland
www.cern.ch

 

[Marczje]

Oh please;

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/asia.html

 

[liloe]

The generalization is this post is very funny so at the same time some say that people shouldn't aim at one specific country (america in this case), but they do so for the christian religion. That's the same crap as saying all muslimes are terrorists, all buddhists are peaceful etc. etc.

Maybe it's time that people form their own opinion instead of repeating the same crap over and over that other people said/wrote. I ask you, how many christians who practice their religion do you know, so you can judge that easily.

Btw, no matter if the sites are real or fake, I wouldn't call people with such an opinion christians anymore, so actually it's a thread about "true idiots" writing bollox imho.

 

[Hawkwind]

Good piss take site really. Gotta luv their T-shirts but my fav has to be the Christian G-Strings:

Made me laugh.

 

[Garnet]

LOL at that essay Bet it was more fun when the student had to see the teacher after class

 

[Disorderly And Drunk]

i dunno, my instincts tell me that the essay is a fake . It would be impossible to get that score on any essay of this caliber. But oh well, it is funny, so i'm pleased.