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... something nobody would ever say in that time. Suddenly a few good, but heavily mutated, cows ran in, started blasting everyone with their wet, sticky ...
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buns. They began to run out of ammo so the support cows at the back of the group began baking more furiously.
Then from out of nowhere a mysterious voice said...
Then from out of nowhere a mysterious voice said...
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"THIS HAS GOT TO STOP! " It was the Pope himself, pretty upset at that mindless violence. Everyone stopped in shame, but just for an instant, before they looked at one-another and, deciding that the Pope had no place in this story...
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... Eveyone grouped together to kill the pope, they saw 10 other strong religious men coming, but they had time enough to kill thepope and his men would cry themseves to death, then everyone got lagged and it was 11 against 9 3DARN LAG!" but it was too late...
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Zargar came to the rescue in a Pink Frock, Wielding a...
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old.Vittra
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...double-edged banana. Luckily it conned yellow so it begun to proc the monkey stun of death which really meant the difference between life and death for Zargar. But suddenly...
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... the pope ripped out the banana and squished it, his followers where shoqued because ...
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... Bananas were actually their favourite food. During all this time Kemor had been asleep. Suddenly he woke up and saw all the cows...
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More to come but first a word from our sponser...
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And now back to the programming schedule..
... were reloading their udders and preparing to fire UNPASTURISED milk. It would be a whiteout, er, wipeout. He reached for his...
Buy new improved Axebuff. It shines your axe to an amazing shine so shiny it shines with inner shinieness. Available at all reputable Jordheim Merchants.
And now back to the programming schedule..
... were reloading their udders and preparing to fire UNPASTURISED milk. It would be a whiteout, er, wipeout. He reached for his...
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...wolf-suit which he had neatly folded in his inventory. "Im gonna scare the crap out of these stupid cows" he thought to himself as he ran around the corner to change outfit ala superman-style. But the very second he jumped back out from the corner he felt something was wrong. His heart froze to ice as he realized the cows had...
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... started to attack the pope and his followers. "Oh yea, they're with us, forgot..." suddenly they hear the voice of arthur saying ...
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... are you the bastard that has been fondling my beloved wife? Cowering he replied ...
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nnnooooo sir..... I have a pure love of sheep, and with that he..
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...cuddles his sheep and looks at arthur with baby innocent eyes. Arthur replies by...
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laughing at hiim, nice dress by the way FREAKO. Do you wear that dress so you dont scare the sheep when you sneak up behind them?? that is what my loyal highlander's seem to do,
with that arthur turns and...
with that arthur turns and...
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...get's punched by a very angry, and drunk, highlander. Arthur is quite shocked and...
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...tries to drink some of the lovely lady 
milk, but, the manly man cows of the herd notice arthur and...
milk, but, the manly man cows of the herd notice arthur and...