A Story Thread 2

[old.tRoG]

The same idea as the first story thread

For those of you who missed the first one, it goes something like this:

I post the begginning of the story, then the next person adds a bit on, then the next person continues the story some more, and so, and so forth.

eg.

Me: Once Upon A Time....
Person2: There was a dog.
Person3: Named Daisy.
Person4: She liked sausages.
Person5: One day she ate a large sausage.

Try not to post more than a few sentences, and please,

NO SIGS PLEASE!

It makes it much easier to read through.

So, without further ado, here is the beggining:

Once Upon A Time...

 

[old.LandShark]

a small frog-pile was

 

[Belsameth]

walking down the street, mind it's own buisiness

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHITTY THREADS!!11111

 

[boromire]

but then the frog-pile found uncle Sicko

 

[Stekkerdoos]

and touched his "twactor"

 

[SFXman]

and thus his "twactor" broke

 

[old.tRoG]

Sickie was very angry

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

he was fuming even. And disgusted...

*realizes he is taking part in this and runs off*

 

[SFXman]

so he ran far far away to...

 

[Euthanasia.]

a crematorium and was burnt alive
TEH END OF SICKO AND HIS TWACTOR!

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

... unfortunately he came back from the dead to eternally torment Euthanasia...

 

[Euthanasia.]

when do we get to the part where you kill me ?

 

[Sharma]

*Gives sicko the controls for a USA military Satellite*

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Uncle Sick(tm) rejoices, targets Euthanasia and ionizes the fiend... then bows to Sharma.

 

[Sharma]

*Claps Wildly*

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Daaanciin Bear oh yeah I wanna see that magical dancing bear, woohooOO yeah.

 

[Sharma]

ooooh yea, Gombur dance for us, wanna see TEH DANCING BEAR!

 

[old.tRoG]

and then gw00mbur the dancing bear went up into the sky in a hot air balloon to spread the joy of the dance.

 

[Sharma]

God was very pleased at Gombur

 

[SFXman]

and so god decided to make Gombur his bitch...

EDIT: was a grammar/spelling mistake in the word god

 

[Sharma]

Gombur and God spent many happy nights together

 

[SFXman]

but then god sent Gombur down to hell for an S&M session with satan and...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Dancing queen, young and sweet! only seeeveeeenteeeen!

 

[SFXman]

...Gombur became the meanest carebear on this planet, molesting any other carebears that he met until finally...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Damini came to the rescue and locked this thread.

 

[SFXman]

and then Gombur woke up...

 

[Sharma]

Feeling confused he reached for the TV remote

 

[old.tRoG]

And watched Sesame Street.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
And watched Sesame Street.

Now that's just scawy... I was about to write that.