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old.Tohtori
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From Eminem's "Loose yourself." to Seels "Better buff yourself- The Tweety Story."
Look, if you had crit shot, one opportunity,
to kill anyone you ever wanted…one moment.
Would you capture it or just let them slip?
His name's Tweety, bows weak but spec is heavy.
There’s dead albs at his feet already, like spaghetti.
He’s nervous, but for the group he looks calm and ready.
To drop albs, and the bow he keeps reloadin.
Many he took down, the middie group goes so loud.
He opens his mouth, and lets a small breath come out.
He’s lolling, when everybody’s jokin now.
The ticks run out, time’s up, over, bloah!
Snap Albs to reality, oh there goes Gravity,
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he stopped.
Coming that he had, but he won’t stop at that...
Is he? No.
He won’t have it , he knows this fills the board with gripes.
It don’t matter, he’s dope.
He knows that, he’s not broke.
Arrows stacked, and he knows,
When they run out better run back home, that’s when it’s,
Back to the craftin' again yo.
This whole gank shit.
Albs better go cap their skills and hope they don’t pass him.
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
One albs escaping, but Tweety's allready reloading.
This RvR is his for the taking.
Make him king, as mids move toward a, new alb tower.
Soloing to some is borin, but Tweetys like a damn mortar.
He only shoots harder, only ganks faster.
He blows all albs over. Them hoes is all on him.
Yeah and it shows, he’s known like Harry Potter.
Tweety pwns, everyone this knows.
He goes farther from his home, he ain't your father.
He would take out anyone and their sweet lil daughter.
But watch out hibs and albs he flows like water.
The groups don’t want him no mo, he’s lone product.
They know he's Tweety and that alone he just pwns.
He kills fast and whines nada.
He kills one everytime his cloak unfolds.
I suppose it’s old potna, but the gankfest goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
He plays games, but he never goes in a posting rage.
Fear this mothafuckin hunter like two dogs caged.
He played since the very beginnin, the game all changed.
His class chewed up and spit out by a dev's nerfpage.
But he kept killin' and never became a damn grifer.
Taking albs out like rats as if he was the pied piper.
It's a damn shame Mythic noticed a "fact",
and nerfed his bow Dps from 9 to 5.
But Tweety never took the phone and call amnesty.
Cuz man, like albs Tweety needs no damn diapers.
And it’s so funny, he's no casual player, this is his life.
And when he ganks an alb he wants to get them even harder-
Tweety is fair, has no greed, plus
Gets called a twat and a goddamn prima donna.
"Yeah yo mama" Tweety just goes on and
Too much for albs to wanna
Stay in one spot, if they do or not.
It's not the damn point, their like a snail.
If you think your hot, Tweety still gets that shot.
Critshot is his only mothafuckin option, failure’s not.
"Albs, I love you, but today you got to go.
You got RP? Hell i got a lot.
So here's another shot.
No matter who or what class in hell you'll all rot."
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
Look, if you had crit shot, one opportunity,
to kill anyone you ever wanted…one moment.
Would you capture it or just let them slip?
His name's Tweety, bows weak but spec is heavy.
There’s dead albs at his feet already, like spaghetti.
He’s nervous, but for the group he looks calm and ready.
To drop albs, and the bow he keeps reloadin.
Many he took down, the middie group goes so loud.
He opens his mouth, and lets a small breath come out.
He’s lolling, when everybody’s jokin now.
The ticks run out, time’s up, over, bloah!
Snap Albs to reality, oh there goes Gravity,
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he stopped.
Coming that he had, but he won’t stop at that...
Is he? No.
He won’t have it , he knows this fills the board with gripes.
It don’t matter, he’s dope.
He knows that, he’s not broke.
Arrows stacked, and he knows,
When they run out better run back home, that’s when it’s,
Back to the craftin' again yo.
This whole gank shit.
Albs better go cap their skills and hope they don’t pass him.
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
One albs escaping, but Tweety's allready reloading.
This RvR is his for the taking.
Make him king, as mids move toward a, new alb tower.
Soloing to some is borin, but Tweetys like a damn mortar.
He only shoots harder, only ganks faster.
He blows all albs over. Them hoes is all on him.
Yeah and it shows, he’s known like Harry Potter.
Tweety pwns, everyone this knows.
He goes farther from his home, he ain't your father.
He would take out anyone and their sweet lil daughter.
But watch out hibs and albs he flows like water.
The groups don’t want him no mo, he’s lone product.
They know he's Tweety and that alone he just pwns.
He kills fast and whines nada.
He kills one everytime his cloak unfolds.
I suppose it’s old potna, but the gankfest goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
He plays games, but he never goes in a posting rage.
Fear this mothafuckin hunter like two dogs caged.
He played since the very beginnin, the game all changed.
His class chewed up and spit out by a dev's nerfpage.
But he kept killin' and never became a damn grifer.
Taking albs out like rats as if he was the pied piper.
It's a damn shame Mythic noticed a "fact",
and nerfed his bow Dps from 9 to 5.
But Tweety never took the phone and call amnesty.
Cuz man, like albs Tweety needs no damn diapers.
And it’s so funny, he's no casual player, this is his life.
And when he ganks an alb he wants to get them even harder-
Tweety is fair, has no greed, plus
Gets called a twat and a goddamn prima donna.
"Yeah yo mama" Tweety just goes on and
Too much for albs to wanna
Stay in one spot, if they do or not.
It's not the damn point, their like a snail.
If you think your hot, Tweety still gets that shot.
Critshot is his only mothafuckin option, failure’s not.
"Albs, I love you, but today you got to go.
You got RP? Hell i got a lot.
So here's another shot.
No matter who or what class in hell you'll all rot."
You better buff yourself, in the keep, the moment,
Tweety on it, you better never stop just go!
He only needs one shot, he never missed a single blow.
The kinds of Tweety come once in a lifetime yo.
