A question...

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Wij

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I thought he'd gone back in time to 20th/21st century Earth but the Apey guy had beat him to it and changed history.

/edit: and time seems to go backwards when I'm doing documentaion and ISO 9000 quality plans for me so all I'd need to do is do about 4 or 5 of them and I'd be in the middle ages.
 
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old.Notorious_P

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all this talk about the future and the past! why cant we talk about the present......wait....nuthing intresting goin on at the moment.....lets talk about the past and future then!
 
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old.Notorious_P

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thanx, i should really go back in time and stop u from calling me a twat. or i could go back in time and stop me from putting my post which would then stoping u from calling me a twat, or i could go back in time and stop me from siging up on this and then no1 would have called me a twat, or i could just shut up :)
 
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Furr

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quiet you
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Munkey-

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i thought he'd gone BACK in time, which the big space station had also done. then he made peace with apes so humans diddnt kill them, then the apes become dominatnt (blah blah) and the structures of the apes if the humans had lived would've belonged to the humans, as we have no idea if space station could time travel
 
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old.Notorious_P

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heres my theory on if we could use black holes 2 aid time travel, i made it in the future, put it in2 pratice and then came back in time 2 this point 2 post it so i could get it on here really quickly

How to Build a Black Hole Containment Device

To achieve the fantastic energies required for trans-light travel a huge power source is required. Such a power source can be built by tapping the energy of a black hole. To trap a black hole and use it a way must be found of containing the black hole inside a field of some sort. This can be done as follows. Any black hole is completely defined by three quantities: its mass, its charge, its angular momentum. The mass is simple, and for our purposes the bigger the better! The black hole can be charged since the electrostatic field equations are not subject to relativistic corrections etc. Electro-magnetic fields all travel at light speed anyway! Next is the angular momentum. Now computer simulations have shown that a rapidly spinning black hole turns into a torus or doughnut. Then a large metal rod can be passed through the middle. At the centre of the torus (the Eye of Harmony), we are outside of the event horizon and gravitational fields are very low so the rod will not be torn apart. The black hole must then be charged by firing millions of tonnes of charged particles at it. Then an opposite charge must be maintained on the rod and the black hole is captured around the metal rod. Two huge fields must build around the black hold to stop it from sliding up and down the metal rod. This is do-able.

How to Use a Black Hole Containment Device

To gain energy you use the rotational vortex method of Roger Penrose, and by using reusable matter to get the energy you can tap off as much as you like. With such a power source set up, one can build a dimensional collapse which enables you to shrink the apparent size of the black-hole machine. This will also mean that the mass of the black hole will fall for external observers. Another way of solving the mass problem is to use Higgs Boson particles to negate mass, since the Higgs Boson is generally believed to be the origin of mass. Then the device can become part of a normal spaceship. One can also change the relative time advancement rate of the black-hole region of space and so gain vast amounts of energy from the Hawking radiation that Black holes give off. This way the Black Hole loses mass and so you can turn the entire mass of the Black Hole into energy. Also the Black Hole then maintains it's own containment field. The important point is that one can set up the energies needed to cause the quantum fluctuations in general relativity and so tunnel across the trans-light barrier. The universe suddenly becomes yours for the taking. A NASA space shuttle fitted with a BH device becomes more powerful than Darth Vadar's Death Star!

Hence the job of a civilisation is to find a rapidly spinning Black Hole in order to build the first BH containment field. Or make their own via some star collapsing technology etc

or we could hire one of these
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old.Notorious_P

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or i could go back in time and stop kez from being born
 
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old.Notorious_P

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someone go back in time and stop this thread from being made, its starting 2 get boring
 
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Testin da Cable

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hello? were you paying attention?
can't be done: it is inherent of the paradox
 
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old.Notorious_P

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no i wasnt paying attention. what u going 2 do, go back in time and make sure i was
 
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Testin da Cable

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no, but I am going to do something else tho.
 
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Stazbumpa

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Originally posted by raw
I'd go back and un-meet my ex girlfriend, bitch :D
Click to expand...

Thats what I'd probably do with my current ex.

Bitch.
 
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old.Fweddy

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The BFG!
so many happy quake memories of me and my big friendly gun
 
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