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This was posted on the Vault. Enjoy 
The Smallness of Albies by Kaphen DePriest
Albies are small men and that's plain to see
They're covered in Plate Mail from noggin to knee
I asked an Alb why he's dressed in metal so shiny
He said its to cover the Alb's parts that are tiny.
So when you see Albs with thier Jocks made of steel
You'll know why they do it, you know how they feel.
If your stuff was all teenie and small as a dot
You'd want to protect the "what little" you've got.
So when you kill Albies please feel some pity.
For the parts that they have that are all little bitty.
The Smallness of Albies by Kaphen DePriest
Albies are small men and that's plain to see
They're covered in Plate Mail from noggin to knee
I asked an Alb why he's dressed in metal so shiny
He said its to cover the Alb's parts that are tiny.
So when you see Albs with thier Jocks made of steel
You'll know why they do it, you know how they feel.
If your stuff was all teenie and small as a dot
You'd want to protect the "what little" you've got.
So when you kill Albies please feel some pity.
For the parts that they have that are all little bitty.
