A Paradox?

[prodical]

well last time i posted a thread i got mixed reactions. while some peeps saw the humour in it other prob sat there and went though the test letter by letter and hense said they got 6 of 6!...sure things mates! seeing a some of u critised it and said it was basic english here is one for ye fow

1. What do we all put off until tomorrow?

2.What can be measured, but has no length, width or height?

3.What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

GL!

 

[Silverblast]

2- Time.
Give me a moment while I think of the other 2 >.>...

 

[swords]

1. Tommorow
2. Time
3. Bricks

 

[Silverblast]

Nevermind this idiotic idea .

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Alteratively:

1. Clothes
2. Temperature
3. Windows

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

4. What question can you never answer yes to?

5. What can you hold without ever touching?

6. Which room has no doors, no windows, no floor and no roof?

7. What has a big mouth but can never speak?

 

[Calo]

4. What question can you never answer yes to?

5. What can you hold without ever touching?

6. Which room has no doors, no windows, no floor and no roof?

7. What has a big mouth but can never speak?

4. Are you dead ?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?

A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?

Joan and Jane are sisters. Jean is Joan's daughter and 12 years younger than her aunt. Joan is twice as old as Jean. Four years ago, Joan was the same age as Jane is now, and Jane was twice as old as her niece. How old is Jean?

Add the three answers together and you should get 34.

 

[Coim]

A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?

A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?

Joan and Jane are sisters. Jean is Joan's daughter and 12 years younger than her aunt. Joan is twice as old as Jean. Four years ago, Joan was the same age as Jane is now, and Jane was twice as old as her niece. How old is Jean?

Add the three answers together and you should get 34.

9
9
16

9+9+16=34

Wow, that's amazing!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Yeah

How did you do the last one by the way? I had to construct 4 simultaneous equations, and work it through from there. Did I miss some really obvious piece of common sense or did you do that too?

 

[Coim]

4. What question can you never answer yes to?

5. What can you hold without ever touching?

6. Which room has no doors, no windows, no floor and no roof?

7. What has a big mouth but can never speak?

5. Your breath?

 

[Coim]

Yeah

How did you do the last one by the way? I had to construct 4 simultaneous equations, and work it through from there. Did I miss some really obvious piece of common sense or did you do that too?

I just got it by looking at these two parts.

'Jean is Joan's daughter and 12 years younger than her aunt.'

Jane is Jean's aunt, so Jean will always be 12 years younger than Jane.

'and Jane was twice as old as her niece.'

Only age that works is 12, as when it's doubled it has a difference of, you guessed it, 12. Then just added the 4 years, 'cause it said 'four years ago.'

P.S. - Your website rocks. xDD

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

4. Are you dead ?

Yeah! Well, kinda. I think the actual answer is meant to be 'asleep' but dead is just as good.

5. Your breath?

Yup!

P.S. - Your website rocks. xDD

Why thank you
Feel free to make it your number one aim in life to spread the word of how much it rocks...

 

[Conchabar]

ure website aint bad aye ive made better put some flash in it m8 then it will be much pwnpwn comics crack me up btw xD

 

[Coim]

Why thank you
Feel free to make it your number one aim in life to spread the word of how much it rocks...

I shall!

 

[TeaSpoon]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Nothing.

Ta da!

 

[TeaSpoon]

Nothing.

Ta da!

Blatent that one. But the best one I know really

/dies

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

ure website aint bad aye ive made better put some flash in it m8 then it will be much pwnpwn comics crack me up btw xD

...hmm well I thought to myself; 'you know, he has a point!'

So I promptly downloaded flash and started to create masterpieces.

Unfortunately I have no patience for tutorials, and my common sense is somewhat lacking, plus I'm a slow learner.

So I sort of ended up with this... and it only took a full hour!

I particularly like the way I couldn't figure out how to get the music to stop so it just plays over itself again and again.

Skware-spolsion

It might take a bit of time to load.

Oh and I made this too!

Flash flash flash!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Oh and last but not least!

Crap We're animated!

This flash stuff is hard

 

[Tallen]

Ok, here's an oldie.

As i was walking to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives.

Each wife had 7 sacks

Each sack held 7 cats

Each cat had 7 kittens

Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, how many going to St Ives?

 

[Tallen]

Another oldie:

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

 

[swords]

A Hole...

 

[swords]

Ok, here's an oldie.

As i was walking to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives.

Each wife had 7 sacks

Each sack held 7 cats

Each cat had 7 kittens

Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, how many going to St Ives?

One Person.
The man with the wives sacks cats and kittens were met on the way and there is no evidence to suggest they are going to St Ives. For all we know you may have stopped off at a pub, the landlord having 7 wives and all the other detritus mentioned above.

 

[swords]

...

Flash flash flash!

DUDE PUT A WARNING UP FOR EPILEPSY SUFFERERS BEFORE YOU MAKE MILLIONS START FITTING

 

[Tallen]

One Person.
The man with the wives sacks cats and kittens were met on the way and there is no evidence to suggest they are going to St Ives. For all we know you may have stopped off at a pub, the landlord having 7 wives and all the other detritus mentioned above.

very good, no fooling you i see

 

[Conchabar]

...hmm well I thought to myself; 'you know, he has a point!'

i know i know need not praise my genious

 

[swords]

very good, no fooling you i see

Well i am intelectually gifted

 

[kirennia]

Yeah! Well, kinda. I think the actual answer is meant to be 'asleep' but dead is just as good.

As annoying as this comment will be, you could answer 'yes' if asked if you're asleep cause you could be lying It's dead.

 

[Garnet]

Well i am intelectually gifted

or he got the answer from the film Die Hard with a vengeance - the guy messing with bruce willis says it on the payphone etc.