A nice WTF moment I believe!

[Skyler]

Ok so the other day as normal I come home from work hot and want to open my window. Only I cant as it has this stupid screw lock key thing on it which stops it, so I scramble around to find the key for it and open it. In my pissed off mood I scramble to get the thing out the window as fast as possible and the bolt thing drops to the floor and bounces off the radiator, I figure it went behind the radiator. I dont really give a shit at the time as it always pissed me off so I ignored it.

My dad then began to nag me as he wanted to lock the window properly etc. So eventually he finally nags me so much that I decide to try and find it (tonight). I move some things away from the bottom of the radiator so I can try and get something behind it to get it out. After much scrambling around and choking on plaster dust I finally decide that wont work. I frantically try running my fingers along the bottom of the radiator in the gap between the radiator and the skirting board. I feel some kind of fabric or paper, so I pull it a bit. Definitely cloth, I pull some more but all I see is loads of plaster dust falling around the place. I pull more and see some fabric, definitely a garment. I continue pulling and amongst all the plaster dust giving me instant asthma (I guess), I can see that its red/white/blue with stars. I give it one last hard pull and it comes free, I back away and hold it up to the light, this new found mysterious thing that has been behind my radiator for over 20 years is in my hands... Too my horror I now realise I am holding some 'stars & stripes' red white and blue underwear... yes thats right UNDERWEAR...

Instantly I let go of the thing and thought what the fuck is that doing behind my radiator. I questioned my parents and they said they never looked behind that radiator before as it was all blocked up, and that they would never dream of buying something like that.

They now reside in my bin next to me, I kind of had a stupid passing thought of scanning them but I dont think I could stomach that.

Anyway thats the end of my small little wtf moment/story... Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did :/

Wish I listened to that cartoon 'dont you open that trapdoor' seems to fit in this moment I think... fcking window lock thing

Oh and I didnt get the window lock in the end, just some 20+ year old underwear...

 

[Me²]

That is pure genious, next time i'm plastering a wall, i'll hide some underwear in there.

What a great story.

 

[James-]

The heat of passion, rip your underwear off and plaster over them. What an idea!

 

[pg_exoshear]

Your underwear does seem to end up in the strangest of places sometimes for some reason.

 

[James-]

Found mine in the bin this morning

 

[Skyler]

It aint mine

 

[S-Gray]

Thats what they all say

 

[ECA]

Your dad dresses up as wonderwoman

uke:

 

[Mellow-]

You could carbon test the crust and do a DNA test to prove who's pants they are. Then all you have to do is post them off to the correct persons address with a note;

"I found these and thought of you"

Gotta love Royal Mail

 

[PR.]

Scan them in and then stick them back behind the radiator for another 20years!

 

[GDW]

Is it just me or is that not a perfectly natual place to find a piece of underwear.

Plenty of people use radiators to dry small articles of clothing. so its understandable that something might fall doown the back of one and go unoticed for a few years.

 

[dysfunction]

Grandadwrinkle! You have changed your Avatar to a pumpkin head!

 

[James-]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
Is it just me or is that not a perfectly natual place to find a piece of underwear.

Plenty of people use radiators to dry small articles of clothing. so its understandable that something might fall doown the back of one and go unoticed for a few years.

Then plaster over them?

 

[Shocko]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
Is it just me or is that not a perfectly natual place to find a piece of underwear.

Plenty of people use radiators to dry small articles of clothing. so its understandable that something might fall doown the back of one and go unoticed for a few years.

Aha, so this means that deliberatly plastering your undies into a wall, is infact an original idea! This is even more reason to do it next time you're decorating

 

[PR.]

Aha, but if you read it, it never mentions that they were plastered into the wall, only that they were covered in [plaster] dust

Worst case scenario they fell down the back of the radiator while drying (and not from bieng washed)

 

[~YuckFou~]

I often lose my underwear when I'm plastered.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Thanks for that...

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Grandadwrinkle! You have changed your Avatar to a pumpkin head!

Temporary seasonal change.


































BOO!

 

[~YuckFou~]

Jeez, nearly trick or treat night, or Halloween as us europeans prefer to call it.
Last year they had my tyre valve covers, year before the fucking doorbell !

 

[Shocko]

I just tell em: "You're not getting owt so you can fuck off".

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Shocko
I just tell em: "You're not getting owt so you can fuck off".

I do, which is why we keep losing parts of our house/car

 

[Shocko]

You let them do that? Tbh, we hardly ever get any, and when we do, i generally don't bother answering the door.

 

[~YuckFou~]

I hardly let them ffs

Our close is very quiet, but there's a council estate a few hundred yards away. They probably get told to fuck off on their own estate so they come here. I watch out but they must come back later or something. Some of them are hilarious, bin bag over there head and thats it, fancy dress

Some younger kids come around with their parents, they make an effort and are polite, I usually give them something. The oink kids are a pain though, if you give one group something the doorbell rings all night.

 

[S-Gray]

Heh, they started knocking a week ago.. fair to say my Mum told em where to go

 

[Wij]

Trick or Treat is a fantastic idea. Why kidnap kids off the street when once a year they come round your house and all you have to do is drag them off your doorstep ?






























Oops

 

[Skyler]

If they come here I will throw that underwear in their faces

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
Jeez, nearly trick or treat night, or Halloween as us europeans prefer to call it.

No not us europeans, as far as I know there is nothing similar in most of europe (could me mistaken). Closest thing in Holland is Sint Maarten, singing going out with a lantarn and get candy or fruit from a cheap bastard or a toothbrush from the dentist

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Wij
Trick or Treat is a fantastic idea. Why kidnap kids off the street when once a year they come round your house and all you have to do is drag them off your doorstep ?

No! Bad Wij, bad!

 

[Shocko]

Hmm, no Halloween in Holland? That is tempting

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman


No! Bad Wij, bad!

That smiley doesn't work on me. I simply imagine that the one on the right is my c0><0r and then close my eyes and imagine the sweet pain !!1