a new level of spammail

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Job

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can someone tell, who it is, which numbskull somewhere on this festering planet that responds to such an e-mail, and actually makes a purchase from these parasites, to make it worth while them sending them.

We need to concentrate on the idiots who respond , not the spammers.
 

Kalgarn

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been getting that kind of spam mail too the last days.gave me a good laugh tbh :p
 

Mishy

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just recieved this, must be special offer, 2 stories to go with the penis enlargement.


A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes
closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts
shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will
be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and
puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you
kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask." The
guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a
talking frog is cool.!"
Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had
fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going
to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good.""Yes,
Mummy," the two boys answered, and they went out.They played in the garden
for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said,
"Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house." Mrs. Allen was one of their
neighbors."He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?""I threw
a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly moved down.".
kaidori0kanisais78gyousya,houya jouwanki.
 

Ala

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I never get spammail and have been using email for years and years and years...the question is...wtf do you guys subscribe to? :eek7:
 

Sharma

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Mishy said:
just recieved this, must be special offer, 2 stories to go with the penis enlargement.


A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes
closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts
shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will
be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and
puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you
kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask." The
guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a
talking frog is cool.!"

Seen that before but still makes me chuckle a lot. :D :cheers:
 

Conchabar

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Ala said:
I never get spammail and have been using email for years and years and years...the question is...wtf do you guys subscribe to? :eek7:
haha ^^ :clap: more to the point what sites do those dirty buggers view ;)
 

Sharma

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Ala said:
I never get spammail and have been using email for years and years and years...the question is...wtf do you guys subscribe to? :eek7:

Hotmail, most likely. :p
 

sibanac

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Ala said:
I never get spammail and have been using email for years and years and years...the question is...wtf do you guys subscribe to? :eek7:

It only takes one idjut to type your email in the wrong place and you are screwed
 

Misleath

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Well all those random words are used to evade spamfilters. If you get lots of english letters with those words often a bayesian spam filter will let it through.
 

harebear

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I was looking through some spam i got, accidently highlighted all of one of them and i noticed all my spam mail had 'secret' messages in it at the top and bottom. Had some weird shit like 'He works at the base on the other side of town.' and 'There is a puddle of blood forming in the other room' etc :p
 

Sigurd

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Today's spam mail of the day winner goes to this one I just recieved:

Rosemary and I took umbrella for (with living with ocean, toothpick related to marzipan.starlets remain linguistic.Indeed, pig pen from steam engine make a truce with around polar bear.He called her Rosemary (or was it Rosemary?).When fundraiser living with daydreams, paper napkin over fundraiser self-flagellates.
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