Help a moth

[Laddey]

IS IN MY ROOM

ITS FUCKING MASSIVE HOLY SHIT

how can i get rid of it.


it looks poisounous

 

[CorNokZ]

You are such a fucking pussy! Just smash it you ass

 

[Raven]

I always find a good squash racket does wonders

 

[Laddey]

theres another one, i swear

id take pics but my phones fucked

and i swear its atleast 4inch long

 

[Raven]

Its all about the girth Laddey

 

[Laddey]

whats a girth?

Sounds like something that would grow under your skin

 

[Raven]

Go Ask Alice!: What's penis girth worth?

amiright?

 

[CorNokZ]

amiright?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Dude. Seriously, just pick te buggers up with some toilet tsisue and flush the buggers.

 

[Laddey]

Dude. Seriously, just pick te buggers up with some toilet tsisue and flush the buggers.

There not be enough toilet paper in the world to cover this beast, its huge.

And i dont want to kill it

 

[CorNokZ]

I sure don't hope for your sake, that Meggey is there!

You do realize that she can now log on to FHOT and see how much of a pussy you are, right?

 

[Olgaline]

This!

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is a large moth,

and there is no such thing as a poisenouse moth, but dont pick it up with your fingers, you'll be giving it a death sentence for sure, that "dust on it's wings is essential for it's ability to fly, catch it in a big glass or bown and a news paper or card bord under and release it out the window

 

[CorNokZ]

JUST SMASH IT!

ffs! What has happened to FHOT?! Set it free?! Don't want to kill?! DONT TOUCH THE MAGIC FAIRY DUST ON IT'S WINGS?!











Yes I am a bit frustrated atm

 

[Laddey]

Pfft, that ''large'' moth is tiny, i'd pick it up np.


My moth, called Henry, would beast yours.

 

[CorNokZ]

See?! Now we're talking.. Laddey's moth, Henry, wants to beat up your puny moth Olga! What are you gonna do about it, huh?

 

[Laddey]

See?! Now we're talking.. Laddey's moth, Henry, wants to beat up your puny moth Olga! What are you gonna do about it, huh?

Yeah, what you gonna do with your puny moth, you puny human?!

 

[Olgaline]

JUST SMASH IT!

ffs! What has happened to FHOT?! Set it free?! Don't want to kill?! DONT TOUCH THE MAGIC FAIRY DUST ON IT'S WINGS?!

I R Sorry Corkey, I have seen the Error of my ways and shall attempt to redeem myself

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[Laddey]

YouTube - Nuclear Bomb
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Laddey wins!

Goodbye Olgmoth!

 

[Olgaline]

you fool,
dont you know anything ?

You just SuperMorphed my Olgmoth!

now it's all green, yellow, angry, supersonic and breaths fire!


dadadadaaa...it's Supermoth!

yes it has skimpy tights and a cape too

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[tris-]

squash it then sprinkle the dust on your spliffs for a bit of a kick.

 

[pikeh]

dont kill it!

 

[Lamp]

1. Open bedroom window
2. Use a glass and a piece of paper to safely capture the moth
3. Throw moth out of window
4. Turn lights off
5. Go back to doing whatever it was before the moth scared you

 

[Ezteq]

dont kill it man... you'll make Mothra angry then you'll really see a big angry moth!

Mothra vs Meggra

to save Laddzilla

live tonight on channel 12!!!

 

[Laddey]

dont kill it man... you'll make Mothra angry then you'll really see a big angry moth!

haha xD

 

[Ezteq]

seriously though....are you sure meggey is a chick? i mean first your on a sun bed...possibly drinking a banana daiquiri (this has yet to be proven) and now your screaming at a moth!

did you jump on a table and hike your skirts up (revealing comedy stockings) and start squeeling "Jaaasper, Jaaaaaasper! get dat nasteh old moth!"

go watch some boxing, drink some bitter (preferably a pint), use a powertool and maybe spit in the gutter and then go to the pub and tell everyone about your bad back... be a man!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

There not be enough toilet paper in the world to cover this beast, its huge.

And i dont want to kill it

You know, I had a conversation like that once in bed with an Ex Girlfriend of mine... her exact words in fact. Either live with the moth, or close the windows at night until the lights are out, THEN open them.

 

[Laddey]

seriously though....are you sure meggey is a chick? i mean first your on a sun bed...possibly drinking a banana daiquiri (this has yet to be proven) and now your screaming at a moth!

did you jump on a table and hike your skirts up (revealing comedy stockings) and start squeeling "Jaaasper, Jaaaaaasper! get dat nasteh old moth!"

go watch some boxing, drink some bitter (preferably a pint), use a powertool and maybe spit in the gutter and then go to the pub and tell everyone about your bad back... be a man!

I do, i do!

It's a moth! A poisonous moth at that.

I did actually get rid of Henry, in the end he brough 3 of his m8s along with him and they fell asleep on my curtain, so i bashed them all with a towel. HA!


But now they lay dead on my floor, i dont want to touch them

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Use a vacuum cleaner to get rid of them.

 

[Laddey]

Use a vacuum cleaner to get rid of them.

I don't know where my mum keeps it

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I don't know where my mum keeps it

You know, I'm pretty sure you don't live in some magical castle where reality is warped and twisted with several other dimensions (Unless your addicted to Acid, in which case I'd expect it), I'm sure a 5 minute search of the house will yield results. Cupboards, kitchen and under the stairs are prime locations, as are any store rooms.