A morale dilema

[gmloki]

You have just been on an almighty pish up in Prague and get back to your hotel room intent on a night in with your iPOD and a few beers. You get 4 messages at reception

1. at 8 pm you are invited to go to angelina jolie`s hotel room. She and her mate j-lo have got fed up of licking each others growlers, and want some action off you. However, you must be there 8pm prompt

2. at 8pm you are invited to a small club gig, invite only. Jim Morrison faked his death and will be fronting a reformed Doors, supported by a reformed stone roses......as a special bonus, both bands have promised not to cover any oasis songs.....however, if you are not there at 8 pm sharp, the doors are locked

3. at 8pm you are invited to another hotel room where you will meet with Best, Pele, Maradonna and Zidane ......you will make up the 5 a side team that will play later that evening against a team of the most annoying players in the world. Dennis Wise, Ashley Cole, Lothar Matthaus, Alan Shearer & Robbie Savage There will be no ref and you are immune from criminal prosecution for any violence you may wish to get involved in......but be there for 8pm or lose your place

4. at 8pm, George Bush and Margaret Thatcher will be in another hotel room...they have both indicated that they are tired of life, and wish to be hacked to death with the weapon of your choice.....you are immune from prosecution, but again must be there bang on 8pm or lose the opportunity

Which do you go for ?

 

[TdC]

I'd like door #1 please, and tbh I want my gf there to watch (and join in)

 

[Wij]

Teh sex0r one obviously and I will also have TdC's gf there.

 

[leggy]

Any hotblooded mail who doesn't choose door 1 is more than likely homosexual. Or just plain stupid. Or suffering from erectile dysfunction ))

 

[Brynn]

What about option number 5?

You are given £100'000 and get to go to a casino

 

[WPKenny]

Well since I'm not gay or stupid, nor do I have any problems with my plumbing I guess I'd like to take option number 1 please.

The one we choose comes true, right?

 

[TdC]

if my gf's there she'll prolly make disparaging comments about your technique, verve, staying power and / or willy size



































































just like she does to me

 

[old.Tohtori]

What beer?

 

[yaruar]

You have just been on an almighty pish up in Prague and get back to your hotel room intent on a night in with your iPOD and a few beers. You get 4 messages at reception

1. at 8 pm you are invited to go to angelina jolie`s hotel room. She and her mate j-lo have got fed up of licking each others growlers, and want some action off you. However, you must be there 8pm prompt

2. at 8pm you are invited to a small club gig, invite only. Jim Morrison faked his death and will be fronting a reformed Doors, supported by a reformed stone roses......as a special bonus, both bands have promised not to cover any oasis songs.....however, if you are not there at 8 pm sharp, the doors are locked

3. at 8pm you are invited to another hotel room where you will meet with Best, Pele, Maradonna and Zidane ......you will make up the 5 a side team that will play later that evening against a team of the most annoying players in the world. Dennis Wise, Ashley Cole, Lothar Matthaus, Alan Shearer & Robbie Savage There will be no ref and you are immune from criminal prosecution for any violence you may wish to get involved in......but be there for 8pm or lose your place

4. at 8pm, George Bush and Margaret Thatcher will be in another hotel room...they have both indicated that they are tired of life, and wish to be hacked to death with the weapon of your choice.....you are immune from prosecution, but again must be there bang on 8pm or lose the opportunity

Which do you go for ?

Well i'd stay in and listen to tunes and have a good nights sleep, because

1 - two hign maintainence women, think about it, it wouldn't be sexy it would be living hell. they would end up arguing and forcing you to pick sides in a huge catch 22.
2 - reformation gigs (apart from the breeders and the pixies) blow goats. A corpulent Jim Morrison trying to be sexy with his 50 inch beergut hanging down to his knees bare chested and in fit to burst leather trousers... And did you hear the second stone roses album, they were going downhill after the first and will never recover. no thank you. + the doors fans would be a bunch of sychophantic wankers
3 - Best (nearly dead and failed to turn up due to being in a bar), Pele (too busy selling erectile dysfunction pills), Maradonna (as the ball perchance?)
4 - you just knew when you walked in that george would be tasting thatcher crusty old ladyhood with his father looking on approvingly.

So I would choose to chill out with a nice cold beer, decent tunes and an early night.

 

[Nos]

You'll find me steaming through door number one with a tube of KY jelly and some handcuffs.

 

[TdC]

Well i'd stay in and listen to tunes and have a good nights sleep, because

1 - two hign maintainence women, think about it, it wouldn't be sexy it would be living hell. they would end up arguing and forcing you to pick sides in a huge catch 22.

ph00l, nobody is going to maintain anyone! I'd be in and out faster than a Peter Andre / Jordan saturday night special!

 

[babs]

You'll find me steaming through door number one with a tube of KY jelly and some handcuffs.

Cos leggy just ran in there right? Everyone knows how easy he is.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'llsay it again....what beer? The result depends entirely on that.

And who comes back from a drinking night before 8pm?

 

[~Yuckfou~]

1 & "moral"

 

[Mobius]

Number 1.

Whats wrong with old Ashley Cole.

And where is option 5) You have unlimited time in a web cafe with 10mb connection.

 

[TdC]

not needed my home 8mbit connection caters well to my every whim

 

[old.Tohtori]

not needed my home 8mbit connection caters well to my every whim

Porn and...porn...and umm...nakid pictures and...porn?

EDIT:

yes, and I also send the occasional email

To share nakid pitures with friends


Stlong use of editing here. Learn kids!

 

[TdC]

yes, and I also send the occasional email

 

[maxi]

I won't have that! Ashley Cole is awesome! My favourite Arsenal player.

 

[gmloki]

Number 1.

Whats wrong with old Ashley Cole.

And where is option 5) You have unlimited time in a web cafe with 10mb connection.

Even with a 10mb connection and unlimited time I cannot start to explain my abject loathing of that little gimp. A face I could never tire of punching. Every time he gets challenged he always has to have verbals with someone. Soon as they walk near him *PLOP*.

Like most players vilified players, great to have in your team as they wind the opposition up hated by everyone else. All of that is for another post ofc

 

[Mobius]

He is brilliant, ace defender and has a bloody nice girlfriend! He's a defender, its his job to be an annoying ****!

 

[tankgirl_ni]

can i swap angelina and j-lo for mila jobovitch and naiomi watts???

 

[TdC]

sure, but only if my girlfriend gets to watch

 

[tankgirl_ni]

if i had a penny for every time i've heard that phrase...

 

[Will]

...you'd have 4p?

 

[TdC]

I would have said 6, but I'm optimistic

 

[tankgirl_ni]

probably.. :-P

 

[dysfunction]

None of those options is all that appealing to me...

1. I dont find Angelina Jolie attractive....she is too "big" for my liking. I prefer a more petit girl. And I cant stand J-Lo either.

2. Cant stand The Doors and may go to this to kill him off properly this time.

3. I wouldnt waste my time with idiots like Best and Maradonna...I dont have a huge interest in football for that matter.

4. I dont have a problem with George Bush or Thatcher...

 

[Tenko]

1 of course

And my mrs (to be! V.soon!) to watch as well of course.



To be honest she'd probably chose option 1 too the wicked girl.

 

[throdgrain]

Angelina Jolie is sex in my honest opinion
I would love to have seen the Doors when they were at thier height, an awesome band.
If they were still playing now no doubt they would be crap though