a moment to rflect

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pocketyoda

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Real messages in the Queen Mother Book of condolences

"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our
very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New
York in the face".
L.Ward, Mansfield.
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"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually
I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile > for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are
shít"
J.Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she
was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pí**ed herself later though, it was sickening".
B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover".
L. J.Worthington, Penrith
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the
dayoff".
S.Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal family without being accused of being homosexual".
J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool
to experiment with drugs".
E. Franks, Cheshire.
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"On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
T.Watson, Ilford.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive
around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
Y. Howell, Slough.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?"
W.Waugh, Richmond.
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"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to
her public duties".
N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this
terrible event"
E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
better"
P.McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes, Romford.
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"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a smile. Just like a retard"
G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as
Diana".
G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am".
L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you
heartless b*stard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling against
adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time
round she is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.


:D
 
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Summo

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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she
was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She píssed herself later though, it was sickening".

I just had to explain why I let out an explosive laugh in this silent office. :D

That caught me completely by surprise. :D
 
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Moving Target

Guest
I'm surprised people actually wrote that kind of stuff! :rolleyes: Funny anyhoos :)
 
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xenon2000

Guest
"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?" - heh

"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads" - hehhehehheh :)

"She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shít" - rofl :)
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool
to experiment with drugs". hehe, you would think somebody might of checked through them, i mean wtf is that about
 
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Munkey-

Guest
"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.


couldnt stop laughing my head off at this one.

poor souls :p
 
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Munkey-

Guest
do you think she'd mind if i used her knickers? these keep cutting into me!!!

damn lace. next time i'm going cotton
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
yeah lace gets right up you dont it :p
i would recomend cotton, solved all my problems
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
ahhh silk knickers, what a luxury. Do your average 10 pints of lager and kebab skiddies come out of silk ok??? :D
 
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Summo

Guest
Give 'em a coat of car wax and the stains just wipe off.
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
dammit i have no car wax. Im sure paint stripper will do the job.
thanks for the advice someguy, muchly appreciated. ;)
 

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