a little story

[old.Cher]

A hib ventures into the first bg for the first time, his heart is brimming with joy at the thought of rp's and the fun of fighting people one on one, showing his skill and prowess.

he crawls down to the Hibernian bridge, looking around himself with quick glances, trying to find his prey, finding nothing he proceeds under the cover of water to the bridge near the midgard portal keep, once there he thinks his eyesight must be going as 100+ albs wash over him, killing him, and all snapping and snarling over his dead corpse,

the hib releases and goes back, hoping for the one on one he soo desires. moving towards the mid bridge again, this time he checks for albs, and suddenly he sees another friendly hib holding a violin and looking very sombre. walking over to him,his fellow sombre looking hib violinist suddenly drops to the floor as 100+ infs backstab/p.a him at once, and start to laugh spam his body. and then 100+ mids rush over him. as his eyes slowly close once more, the hib knows that the bg is a lost cause

the hib decides never to go to the bg again, and so the albs and mids complain about the lack of hib numbers, and everytime a hib goes to the bg, they turn away in disgust.

enjoy the story?

 

[Nightchill]

how about the ending gets changed to

"the hib decides to /send all the 20-24s of his realm and organise a date to storm Thid on his force. Those albs will pay!"

 

[old.Cher]

and so the hib sends all his 20-24 friends, and they amass 3fgs of hibs, who valiently charge the ck, but due to the forces of albion and mid attacking them from both sides, the initial charge patters out, sadly after several attempts, the raid fails.

(happened wednesday night, we had around 23 people in bg, got sandwhiched while attacking the keep by around 4fgs of albs, and 3 fgs of mids.)

anyone else want me to add anything to my story?

 

[CliffyG]

If you could portay a lonely violinist and his sombre solo adequately in words i would .

 

[old.Cher]

the hibernian turned his life towards his real love, that of his violin, many nights it had taken him to whittle it, using wood from only the finest grovewoods, his dedication to his art was impeccable, his pookha hair bow would snap delicately back and forth creating his sombre masterpieces,

Because at his heart he was saddened, for every night he would go to thidranki and play for is audiance, and every night he would be booed, and beaten off his stage of the MB

anything else needed?

 

[Hargh]

If you could portray the disarry in which the Mid forces trying vainly to organise some sort of resistance find themselves? Milling around the MB and picking their noses and what not.

Even tho we can sometimes raise quite a few guys to come to Thid there is never any organisation.

Maybe we need a Mid/Hib peace in Thid. <sighs>

 

[Axuk]

There is a solution....

Go to BG2 and 3 .....

No zerg there and once people get used to the idea that its more fun at higher level anyway, you will soon have enough people for fun and frolics of the full group kind....

 

[Xtro]

Most time I've been to BG1 the organisation in Mid ranges from none to atrocious. Its like large PvE hunts though imo, people want the rewards but not to put in the effort of organisation. I've despaired at the number of times you see about 8 mids all shouting LFG! LFG!...you have to actually shout - hey why dont you FORM A GROUP - then it takes 2 minutes for the LFG! LFG! whines to stop as you have invited them all to a new group you have formed.

Then you have the WE ARE MIDS WE MUST RUN DOWN THE ROAD TO MB AND GO NOWHERE ELSE IN ZONE SO WE CAN BE ENDLESSLY FARMED mindset. I form a group I say - no lets use skald speed and do hit and runs, there are far more albs than us so thats the best we can do. Hey the group lasts about 30 minutes and do several in and out raids on the albs. Not hard is it? Why do people insist on running head first into the zerg?

The best bit was a pillock SB (who had been kicked from several of my PvE groups before for arseing around and causing wipeouts) who said SHUT UP ! NO TACTICS! WE MUST CHARGE - TACTICS R STUPID!!!!!...10 seconds later....REZPLZ!!!!

People seem to act like sheep - play the leader and they lap it up.

 

[Brunore]

Originally posted by Xtro
SHUT UP ! NO TACTICS! WE MUST CHARGE - TACTICS R STUPID!!!!!...10 seconds later....REZPLZ!!!!

100% true.

Also, there is the "Lets wait for the next port and charge blah blah"


Too many people go in the bg who have L50 mains who run about in emain, then bring the mindless zerg tactics to bg1

 

[Oopsa Daisy]

Lol

Every mid with a bit of sense should come to HIB, we are having small groups with bard speed almost all the time, we learned the lesson and we having great fun mezzing your big zergs and picking off your reinforcements.

Mid= Borg training camp
Alb= Borg, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated
Hib= People who don't want to go to the other 2 or have escaped from the other 2

 

[Hargh]

I tried to go to Hib but the castle garda shot me.

Have a word with them for me!