A little MORE lyricism

[Kalthorine]

I felt immensely inspired by Darklis's replacement Abba lyrics in his "A Little Lyricism" thread... so much so that I decided to have a go myself.

So here is "Super Uber", a homage to the burgeoning L33tness in DaoC ever since ToA came out.

(To be sung, naturally, to the tune of Abba's "Super Trouper")

Super Uber

I was sick and tired of everything,
After porting last night to E-main.
I had zero artifacts to bring,
So my group said I could not re-main.

I felt stupid coz
They said I was not up to scratch,
And I'm not FOTM.
So I went and bought "Atlantis"
Now its me who laughs at THEM...

Coz now that I am...

Super Uber,
Master Level 10 now.
Who could ask for more?
Fault-finder's the score!
Stroll right through a Mid Keep Door.

My stuff is...

Super Uber,
Artifacts are mega.
All at Level 10!
Powers beyond my ken,
...what happened to my friends again?


And my Realm Rank...
Which was so skank...
Has now rocketed
I've pocketed
A zillion Hib and Mid scalps since I found,
I could astound,
With Malice Axe and Battler in each hand!


I'm really just so...

Super Uber,
No probs getting groups now
I am in demand,
So proud now here I stand,
But one thing I don't understand...

That my ego is so...

Super Uber,
I brag about my skills now
Till everyone hate my guts,
My L33tness makes me a putz,
Someone please chop off my nuts...

Coz being...

Super Uber
Makes me really hated
Friends never visit my home,
And this obsession has left my brain dome,
With the IQ of a garden gnome.

 

[Derric]

I eat garden gnomes for breakfast. ;o

 

[Martok]

I eat garden gnomes for breakfast. ;o

Ohhh behavie

 

[Matriarch|Sneakers]

I felt immensely inspired by Darklis's replacement Abba lyrics in his "A Little Lyricism" thread... so much so that I decided to have a go myself.

So here is "Super Uber", a homage to the burgeoning L33tness in DaoC ever since ToA came out.

(To be sung, naturally, to the tune of Abba's "Super Trouper")

Super Uber

I was sick and tired of everything,
After porting last night to E-main.
I had zero artifacts to bring,
So my group said I could not re-main.

I felt stupid coz
They said I was not up to scratch,
And I'm not FOTM.
So I went and bought "Atlantis"
Now its me who laughs at THEM...

Coz now that I am...

Super Uber,
Master Level 10 now.
Who could ask for more?
Fault-finder's the score!
Stroll right through a Mid Keep Door.

My stuff is...

Super Uber,
Artifacts are mega.
All at Level 10!
Powers beyond my ken,
...what happened to my friends again?


And my Realm Rank...
Which was so skank...
Has now rocketed
I've pocketed
A zillion Hib and Mid scalps since I found,
I could astound,
With Malice Axe and Battler in each hand!


I'm really just so...

Super Uber,
No probs getting groups now
I am in demand,
So proud now here I stand,
But one thing I don't understand...

That my ego is so...

Super Uber,
I brag about my skills now
Till everyone hate my guts,
My L33tness makes me a putz,
Someone please chop off my nuts...

Coz being...

Super Uber
Makes me really hated
Friends never visit my home,
And this obsession has left my brain dome,
With the IQ of a garden gnome.

Nice one kalth

 

[Darklis]

HIS??

Ahem....

D xx

 

[Rellik]

hehe nice one kalth :wub:

 

[Kalthorine]

HIS??

Ahem....

D xx

OOPS! Sorry Darklis! :worthy: <grovels cringingly> :worthy:

I just saw your avatar and obviously had an image of Frank N Furter in my head... please accept my profuse apologies (and I should know better considering the number of times my name has been mistaken for "Katherine" and I have been referred to as "her")

 

[Straef]

HIS??

Ahem....

D xx

That man has some hot feet xD

 

[Darklis]

<grins and pokes the Straefy, then hugs>

D xx

 

[Straef]

hrhr ;p

 

[FentorFrisson]

ur all mad in here - LUV 2 ABBA - HAHA

 

[Ezteq]

lol now im going to be singing abba all damn day, bloody good lyricing there though lol.