A list of symptoms.

[old.D0LLySh33p]

CS withdrawal symptoms...:

1) You believe that the CS threads are boring and dull mostly and it always seemed to be so much better reading them back in ye old days.

2) You're playing Morrowind or Never Winter Nights as an ub3r campy archer.

3) You start believing that people look like models from cs. So many people with polygon bodies in my street. I have run out of shotteh shells.

4) The police want you to throw down the AWP and release the hostages you took from your parent's bbq.

5) Oh, and setting the usual c4 on a 25 - 30 sec fuse beneath the milk float just so you can see it rain cream.

ps. Jobs hoe, where are yas on irc.

 

[S-Gray]

deary me, seen a Vet over the Symptoms?

 

[Me²]

I hate it when my boss uses wallhack to see when i'm not actually doing any work.

 

[projectarnold]

When you see a a guy fall from a roof to his death you laugh and call him a n00b

 

[S-Gray]

Or, you just continue pissin yourself laughin

 

[Trem]

Me boss said he was in a restaurant one night and he felt like climbing into the vents, then when he saw a box when he was out he wanted to hide behind it!!!Funny dolls! Also very funny as well projectarnold







/me misses dolls

 

[scooby-doo]

when you start using your nick for real.shouting at your workmates my names not fucking simon its scooby.ffs.

 

[Moön]

hmm I think I've had TFC withdraw symptoms...

I hug walls when walking down corridors or maybe hop from side to side to increase speed, I sprinkle sharp spikes on the floor behind me to stop people chasing me, I now call my kitchen the respawn and on the very odd ocasion I go around trying to kill people with my spanner in an atempt to humiliate them .

Oh and for some reason at times I get this strange rad message in my head "cl_flushentitypacket" and then seem to run into walls or stand juddering for a while .

I dunno maybe I'm crazy

 

[puma-fs]

Originally posted by Moön
I go around trying to kill people with my spanner in an atempt to humiliate them .

I cacked my pants when I read this.

 

[scooby-doo]

try going to the supermarket and asking someone where the kevlar and the desert eagle section is.

 

[Mr Flibble]

You feel the need to jump through windows instead of using the doors?

As soon as you see someone you crouch or jump in a dark corner?

Sounds bad to me

 

[spavvn]

you start saying "Y" before you always say something

 

[S-Gray]

ythats a very common one.

ydunno why it happens

 

[kungfoo]

You ask your workmates to "report in" and when you see a large group of people you whisper "need backup" into one of your buttons. Another bad thing is when you need to wizz in a bush and you end up crouching there for 30 minutes fearing an awper in the distance

 

[-adz-]

Please tell me none of you have jumped up and down on a corpse

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I have jumped on many a corpse sonnyjim. Heh.

 

[kungfoo]

Originally posted by -adz-
Please tell me none of you have jumped up and down on a corpse

no...


I have sometimes wanted to spray my logo on the walls at work, and the only reason i dont is because i think a noob is creeping up on me

 

[old.legendario]

Yeh

And last night my m8 said something funny and I said LOL and ROFL to him instead of laughing.

then my mum came round the corner and I shot her in the face with my colt which was lying next to my nades.

Any 1 think I got withdrawls?

Leggie

 

[Trem]

Also you go to the doctors and say "I'm on 26 hp doc", and you also strafe sideways through doors and in fights.

 

[legendario]

Yeh...

and when someone drops their brown rucksack in the street you quickly hide somewhere and guard it...then when someone picks it up to hand into the police you run out and stab him in the back