a joke.

[Nuked]

> > A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
> > handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
> >
> > One Saturday night the priest discovered that the cock rooster was
> > missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of cockfights being
> > held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
> > Sunday Mass.
> >
> > So, on the Sunday, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
> > confess to sporting a handsome cock?"
> >
> > All the men stood up.
> >
> > "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess
> > to having seen a handsome cock?"
> >
> > All the women stood up.
> >
> > "Oh, no," he said. " That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will
> > confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"
> >
> > Half the women stood up.
> >
> > "Oh Lord!" he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
> > here seen my cock?"
> >
> > All the choirboys stood up.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Heh heh!

 

[Brynn]

Never would have guessed it was from a forward

 

[Sissyfoo]

What? How could you tell something like that just by reading his post!? You're just making these things up! Apologise to the man!

 

[Marczje]

lol

 

[FoxeH]

not bad