Melachi
Fledgling Freddie
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A man rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed man asked if he got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So.what'll it be?"
The man did not hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other And I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It
will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Man, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years I'm out of shape after being in the bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find a decent woman. You know - one that's considerate and fun, doesnt want my money, is great in bed, gets along with my family and is faithful and doesnt think devorce is a career choice. That is what I wish for. A good wife."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*ucking map again."
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So.what'll it be?"
The man did not hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other And I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It
will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Man, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years I'm out of shape after being in the bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find a decent woman. You know - one that's considerate and fun, doesnt want my money, is great in bed, gets along with my family and is faithful and doesnt think devorce is a career choice. That is what I wish for. A good wife."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*ucking map again."
