A job...

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I have to get one soon!

Bugger.

Anyone got any ideas? Four years of being a bum has softened me to the extent I don't even know how to write a CV (well did I ever!?)...

What should I do? Where shall I go?

WOE IS ME!!!!!11

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ps. *disclaimer* not all students are bums, some are very hard working... I know one, well, a friend here, she does like 7 hours a day the mad girl! Though I have to say Adz never worked whilst at uni... only at home

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Become a writer.....according to the advert on tele its easy by calling this number 0800 750 750

 

[-adz-]

I worked damn hard at destroying my liver tho

 

[leggy]

Apparently a significant number of people from your generation adz could have liver cirrhosis by their late 20s.

ph34r

 

[throdgrain]

I hear Macdonalds are taking on over at Maidstone

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Maidstone... pfttt.

thoddy wanna gimme a job? I can like... hoover and stuff.

 

[throdgrain]

Now that would be a grin, but unfortunately hoovering is the sacred perserve of the WorkShop Apprentice

 

[Pippa666]

1. Think abt it for a minute

2. Big stretch

3. Move forward slightly

4. Slowly raise urself off the couch

5. Wait for the headrush

6. Sit back down again Dolly its just not worth it

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

I would have thought that 4 years at college would atleast qualify you to be either, a 'Window technician' or a 'Street cleansing technician'. Both have great career prospects and you even get to work outside.

 

[mank!]

Big Issue, mate?

 

[throdgrain]

ISHHHOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Outside...

*shivers*

 

[Atomic Rammer]

This is what I heard:
U go to this shop in town called Job Centre or something and say "I aint got a job" and they sort u out. Not sure what they sell in there but still.

 

[-adz-]

Originally posted by leggy
Apparently a significant number of people from your generation adz could have liver cirrhosis by their late 20s.

ph34r

Is that not your generation too fellow JD pwneriser? :O

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

He is about 4.

 

[yaesu]

ever thought about working for the civil service?

......the pay is sh*t but you get loads of time off.

......the career prospects are excellent and you get loadsa repect.

......me and prom are civil servants and we never looked back

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by yaesu
ever thought about working for the civil service?

......the pay is sh*t but you get loads of time off.

......the career prospects are excellent and you get loadsa repect.

......me and prom are civil servants and we never looked back

God help us all!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Oooooer.

Civil service eh?

Sounds good

Don't you have to take some sort of exam?

 

[-adz-]

Doubt it

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
Oooooer.

Civil service eh?

Sounds good

Don't you have to take some sort of exam?

erm, Yaesu says that's what he does...

 

[yaesu]

yes but if me and prom can pass it anyone can

 

[Maljonic]

see, he's unbelievabley slow

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

/me thinks about civil service

 

[Tom]

Just posting cos I ain't been here for ages.

Dum de dum


Dolly, come and work for me

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

Great idea......Dolly could be Tom's sex slave

 

[yaesu]

oh, the mind boggles

 

[Maljonic]

not that difficult with you though, is it?

 

[Mophead]

I think the hoveering idea was good - he oculd have "I want to break free" playing in the background.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I am the 1337 at hoovering tbfh...

 

[Maljonic]

have you thought of being a 'trolly dolly'?






Should have put that on J.O.T.D.