A healers song (Righteous_MLF)

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Arnor

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To the Tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody


Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy?
Playing a Healer
My escape from reality-
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see....

I’m just a Healer, I get no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
I can heal, just let me know
Any way the game goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me...

Mama, they killed my class
Healers used to be just fine, now nerfs are coming all the time
Mama, life was so much fun,
But now they’ve gone and thrown my work away

Mama, OooOoooooo
Don’t want my class to die
Unless they fix this stupid game tomorrow...
Carry on, Carry on, because healing doesn’t matter...

Too late!! More nerfs have come
Send shivers down my spine-
Mez failing all the time.
Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go
Gotta respec out of Pac and try to heal-
Mama, OooOooooooo
I wanna do more than heal!
I sometimes wish I'd played another class- but carry on, carry on.

(Electric Lute Solo)

I see a little silhouette of an Alb,
Cast a Mez, has that effect,
Gotta wait another minute!
Damage fast as lightning - very very frightening… damn!
Out of range, I can't cast,
Out of mana, I can’t cast,
Worthless spells drained all my mana
Oh crap he's dead....

I’m just a Healer, nobody loves me

(Dev Team)
He’s just another fool, we'll still get his money
Nerfs to his class are what the masses want to see!

Easy come easy go – will you let me be?

(Dev Team)
Bismillah No! We will not let you be – let you be...
Bismillah No! We will not let you be - let you be!!
Will not let you be!
Will not let you be!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me be!!
Shrouded Ilses will never see the likes of me, of me, of me

(Electric Lute Solo)

So you think you can nerf me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can nerf me and leave me to die-
Oh Dev Team, can’t do this to me Dev Team
Just gotta get out – just gotta get right outta here-

(Slows Down)

Healers really matter,
Anyone can see,
Healers really matter,
Healers really matter - to me
 
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Affri

Guest
ROFL! Reminds me of Cucalaen's similar post when the caster / CC nerfs went in :)
 
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nju

Guest
simply brilliant, brought a tear to my kobi eye
 
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Keri

Guest
Excellent! :clap: :clap:

Made me go looking for my old Queen CD!
 
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blain

Guest
So funny and SO TRUE!!!

Nerf the Nerfers!!!!!
 
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old.Ayam Ganbatte

Guest
Righteous_MLF is that fella from the healer vnboards, isn't he? Very passionate about the healer class, if I recall correctly; a martyr amongst martyrs, almost literally considering the class he stands up for.
 
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Arnor

Guest
Glad to see someone who liked it as much as me :)


and yes Ayam, think you're right there
 
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parisienscot

Guest
Sorcerors are getting a mezz duration reduction protection buff to cast on their groups.

Oh dear :-(
 

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