A good feeling

[Nate]

I got really worried I owed quite a sum on my credit card. It was enough to make me think I'd probably have to sell my car to pay it off. I gave the bank a bell and it turns out I was in credit due to the money being moved automatically.

Yay!

Nerf confusing statements.

 

[Kahland]

Hahaha it's like suiciding because your flirt is pregnant on the 1st of April.

 

[old.Tohtori]

More like getting blown by a woman and thinking you saw a winky

 

[Shagrat]

ew Toht thats scary. Although par for the course for someone who holidays in Thailand regularly I suppose..

 

[old.Tohtori]

The relief comes from figuring out it wasn't a wanki(winky?) you saw, but a well placed toy.

Car. Yes toy car.

Though not sure if care, if the mouth fits and all.

 

[Kahland]

Or considering divorce when young girls start hitting on you @ age 40

 

[old.Tohtori]

Or considering divorce when young girls start hitting on you @ age 40

 

[Kahland]