A funny (Well I thought so)

[Tisme]

Quasimodo had died and the Bishop of Notre Dame was auditioning for a new bellringer. He'd heard dozens of people but no one was good enough. Then one day a man with no arms approached him for the job.

"But how can your ring the bell without any arms?" asked the Bishop.

"Observe" said the man and he began to strike the bell with his face, making beautiful music.

Just as he finished he tripped and plunged head long out of an open window to the courtyard, hundreds of feet below. The Bishop hurried down the stairs to find a large crowd surrounding the now dead man.

"What was his name?" asked an onlooker.

"I don't know.........." said the Bishop.........................
"But his face rang a bell"

Hope u like it

 

[Ctuchik]

thats one of those /sigh! jokes... made me giggle tho

 

[Lamp]

An old groaner that one hehe

 

[Job]

Next thing is a man approaches the Bishop claiming to be the brother of the dead man and saying that he will continue the bell ringing tradition of the family and take over after his brothers death

So the Bishop gives him the job

On the first day, he too falls out of the bell tower to his death , a crowd forms around the body and someone asks the Bishop where he came from.

'Dunno'.. said the Bishop, 'But he's a dead ringer for his brother'

 

[Lamp]

Ah...they don't make Christmas cracker jokes that lengthy any more



more groaners pls

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe its like a car accedent you know you shouldnt laugh but you just cant help it........ wait that came out wrong