A funny PvP log

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Belsameth

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a Troll Skald called Kash (heavy purple, his DD killed me in 1 hit) decided to kill me in Vasud, and kill me again after release.

being a true forumite I taunted and spammed him while he killed me 7 or 8 times, after which he got bored or had to go or something.

a bit later, when I was in Albion, he gave me a send, when he became really insulting I turned on my log to see what more came out. it's too funny for words so I thought I'd share it.

I eddited out the spam so only the "conversation remains

[20:56:02] @@Kash sends, "or don t you have friends ??"
[20:56:13] @@You send, "I do, do you?" to Kash
[20:56:20] @@Kash sends, "and that s why you don t have guild "
[20:56:37] @@You send, "why don't you?" to Kash
[20:57:13] @@Kash sends, "i m sure more than you "
[21:00:01] @@You send, "I spend the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what you where talking about. try again, but now in english" to Kash
[21:00:41] @@Kash sends, "Suck my kiss "
[21:00:55] @@You send, "that's not an english insult either :)" to Kash
[21:01:58] @@Kash sends, "you don t even know red hot chili peppers "
[21:02:13] @@You send, "ROFL!" to Kash
[21:02:16] @@Kash sends, "that s why i think you re a poor girl ..."
[21:02:24] @@You send, "I do as a matter of fact, I don't like them tho" to Kash
[21:03:11] @@Kash sends, "Suck my kiss again "
[21:03:24] @@You send, "do you know Evoken, Thergothon, Oxiplegatz and the likes?" to Kash
[21:03:52] @@You send, "are you that desperate for a woman you're trying to hit on me? :D" to Kash
[21:04:23] @@Kash sends, "what s that fucking shit ??"
[21:04:59] @@You send, "oooh, the little girl knows bands the big bad troll doesn't. she is evil!!!" to Kash
[21:06:08] @@Kash sends, "o,ly names give me envy to BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPpppppppppppppppppppp"
[21:06:57] @@Kash sends, "i m sure it s fucking black metal or something like that "
[21:07:15] @@You send, "no, it's Doom metal. Oxiplegatz is more experimental" to Kash
[21:07:37] @@Kash sends, "lol that s what i think "
[21:08:46] @@Kash sends, "I don t even want to imagine ..."
[21:09:06] @@You send, "you're doing that just now tho :)" to Kash
[21:09:47] @@Kash sends, "i buy a new sword only for you :)"
[21:10:03] @@You send, "you do that, I don't mind denting it :)" to Kash
[21:10:17] @@Kash sends, "you d better go out of midgard "
[21:10:39] @@Kash sends, "because there is a big troll who is at your search "
[21:10:51] @@You send, "have fun finding me :)" to Kash


laugh, and pity him. it's people like this that thrive on PvP
 
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Belsameth

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Our sense of humour seems to differ.
I had quite a good time with that mupped :D
 
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szechuan

Guest
I can't stand to hold a conversation with people I've just killed - if they send more than 2 tells I /ignore them.

And wtf is Doom metal? - it was death metal in my day .. :)
 
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parisienscot

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Poor sunset - she's never gonna live that down. But she should be proud to have invented a new daoc word.

I bet you in a few weeks everyone will be shouting :

"I pwned you - moprons!!"
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by szechuan
I can't stand to hold a conversation with people I've just killed - if they send more than 2 tells I /ignore them.

And wtf is Doom metal? - it was death metal in my day .. :)

you're too old for your own good,
they invented 97826498 more genres since. :p
 
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old.Odysseus

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The endeavours of human stupidity moves in mysterious ways:confused:

Best thing about PvP vs Reg servers:
You can KILL and BITCHSLAP these morons and keep doing it again and again and again.
It is SO funny hanging a kid (or a frenchie) out to dry.

A few days ago, some redcon air theurg killed me and gave me roughly that treatment. I started counting.... 12-3 my favor :clap:
Goddam some ppl are stupid.
 
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Pixie.Pebr

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Originally posted by Murcalumis


Do those arrows indicate I'm a mopron? Hold on, what is a mopron?

Ask Sunset :D

Ok, so you are stalked by some weirdo named Kash and the guild Fallen Realms declared war on Teh Forumites.
This will be a good week :D
 
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madferrit

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[21:00:41] @@Kash sends, "Suck my kiss "

o_O


BUHHHHH!? RHCP or not wot a bizzare insult!

A Jonney foreigner then :)
 
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lofff

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Originally posted by madferrit
[21:00:41] @@Kash sends, "Suck my kiss "

o_O


BUHHHHH!? RHCP or not wot a bizzare insult!

A Jonney foreigner then :)

WOOT THE FUCK!1!11

Looking at ur avatar is preety obvious YOU are Kash :m00:
 
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Flimgoblin

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Originally posted by SoulFly Amarok



oi. Enough.

imitation is the highest form of flattery

you're up there with the inventer of 'pwn' :)

ok, I see your point now...
 
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madferrit

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Originally posted by lofff


WOOT THE FUCK!1!11

Looking at ur avatar is preety obvious YOU are Kash :m00:

Eh ????? u sure now?????

nowt wrong with my avatar :p
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by madferrit
[21:00:41] @@Kash sends, "Suck my kiss "

o_O


BUHHHHH!? RHCP or not wot a bizzare insult!

A Jonney foreigner then :)

he was, he cursed me for being english. now THAT was insulting :p
 
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madferrit

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Originally posted by Soulcatcher


he was, he cursed me for being english. now THAT was insulting :p

LOL the cheek of it if i was gonna make up such excellent crap id hold my hand up :)
 
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SoulFly Amarok

Guest
Originally posted by parisienscot
Poor sunset - she's never gonna live that down. But she should be proud to have invented a new daoc word.

I bet you in a few weeks everyone will be shouting :

"I pwned you - moprons!!"


FOR GODS SAKE :p
 
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dullah

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noone cares of of ur conversation i got shitty insults all day long.
 
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Lessurl

Guest
When someone whines at me i just reply with ":)" or "that's nice" or "thanks" or something similar. Don't normally get anymore sent from them after that.
 
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Pixie.Pebr

Guest
Originally posted by dullah
noone cares of of ur conversation i got shitty insults all day long.

Obviously people care dickwad, since the post got replies.

And I'm not surprised you got insults all day long, you are a source of inspiration for such things.
Now shut it.
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by Lessurl
When someone whines at me i just reply with ":)" or "that's nice" or "thanks" or something similar. Don't normally get anymore sent from them after that.

it depends on what mood I'm in.
generally I'll have some fun with them tho :)

@Dullah: but you're in n00by pwide. ofcourse you get cursed at :p
 

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