A Forest Tale

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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a badger rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at him and says, " Gee
badger you are my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health! Come with me running through the beautiful forest...you'll
see, you'll feel so much better!" The badger looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it away and goes running with the rabbit. Then they come
across an deer doing coke, so the rabbit again says "Deer, my friend,
why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us
through the pretty forest...you'll see,you'll feel so good!" The deer
looks at them then looks at her razor, mirror and straw then tosses
them away and she starts running with the rabbit and the badger. The
three animals the come across a fox, about to shoot up smack, and the
rabbit says "Fox my friend,why do you do this ? Think about your
health! Come running through the sunny forest with us, you will feel
so good!" The fox looks at him, puts down his syringe, lighter and
spoon, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit as the badger
and deer watch in horror. They look at the rabbit lying in agony and
ask "Fox, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The fox answers, "Cos the little bastard had me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours the last time he was on ecstasy!."
 

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