A couple of pics

Rediknight

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is that top one some kind of backwoods police station, or just a really rough neighbourhood?

The bottom one doesn't surprise me - i would put the drivers of them fisher price roller skates amongst the top three worst drivers in all of the world. They park them in stupid places, "Just cos we can!" and block wheelchair access and bike lanes and will inevitably be called Julian and could more than comfortably afford a sensible car, but noo, they have to drive this horrible, crappy little thing, and drive it like a chump...

*breathes deeply and counts to ten*

Found a good game with them when they block wheelchair access - get two people to lift a wheelchair up and roll it gently across it's roof in the direction of the access they're blocking... they'll come out and see the tyre prints going over the roof - watch the cheeky bugger park there again :)
 

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I think the humour in the first pic is that they've brought a flat bed to tow away something you could put in the back of a volvo estate

Any money the smart car was parked by a woman driver.
 

Rediknight

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you'd be surprised how few of them i see driven by chicks, to be honest - nearly always some guy with his knees around his ears...

grr...
 

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i swear that smart car pic is down near farringdon in london i am sure i know that bank near Chancery lane
 

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They're both taken in London. I think the Natwest is in Bayswater or Notting Hill Gate - West London anyway
 

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hehehe, Smart Car one makes me giggle :)

They're really ugly though. The smart cars I mean. Really ugly :(
 

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They're not as horrible as the Ford Ka. Yuk
 

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my pic is better! wub doggies :D

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smart cars are shite
the driver is shite

= shite :m00:

how do women get cheaper insurance? they arnt better drivers, they drive slow. why do they drive slow? because their reaction time is probably slow. slow driving doesnt mean safe. slow driving is unsafe if anything. drive at the limit at all possible times (i.e. only if its safe to drive the limit). not 5mph under.

you know once, i seen a woman try to park in a space. it was the length of a bus. she tryed to parallel park. the result? she ended up about 3 ft from the kurb. she just kept driving forward and reversing in a straight line. wtf, i dont know why. she could of just drove into the dame space without trying to reverse.

ahem.
 

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tris- said:
smart cars are shite
the driver is shite

= shite :m00:

how do women get cheaper insurance? they arnt better drivers, they drive slow. why do they drive slow? because their reaction time is probably slow. slow driving doesnt mean safe. slow driving is unsafe if anything. drive at the limit at all possible times (i.e. only if its safe to drive the limit). not 5mph under.

you know once, i seen a woman try to park in a space. it was the length of a bus. she tryed to parallel park. the result? she ended up about 3 ft from the kurb. she just kept driving forward and reversing in a straight line. wtf, i dont know why. she could of just drove into the dame space without trying to reverse.

ahem.

Agreed. All the female drivers in my year are all shit :x Either like you said or they're just awful, think they're invincible in the car :p. One of them managed to hit a stationary car, on her drive :d
 

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you could compare women drivers to OAPs. they both drive slow, oaps because they are old and cant react. women cos they are useless in a car/cant react very quickly. imo ofc.

sheilas wheels can suck my shlong. :m00:
 

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The smatr car pic look like the idiot that parked went behind another car that has left now rather than parking in a space.:touch:

But women are not better driver a old girl friend of mine has written off 2 cars both into the back of double decker buses at bus stops
 

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On the subject of driving, I h8

tailgaters

people who don't indicate

people who switch lanes suddenly with no warning

people (usually young chavs) who zig zag between cars on dual carriageways

people who drive with fog lights on / full beam at night when not needed

women talking on the phone / checking their hair or makeup while driving

women in 4x4's on school runs acting like they own the road and no one else matters

people (usually women) who can't exercise the courtesy of thanking you for letting them pass on narrow roads

twats who don't know what to do when they have blue flashing lights behing them

people driving with defective break lights

traffic wardens
 

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i hate it when there is a hazard on a dc-way, and the person in front doesnt put the hazards on. they just fly past it and you are like WHERE TEH FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?
happend today, a van had stopped in the lane. the person infront of me kept speeding up, so obviously i speeded up to reach the limit, which seemed very safe at the time. could not see any vans stopped in the lane. then about 5 ft from it they swing out and i have to break from 70 to 20 in about 4 seconds.
was a women who swung out btw.
 

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nice of the little car, i would do the same thing though.
 

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