A Complaint

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old.[CARP]Killcrazy

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Barrysworld's worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press. To counteract that whitewash, I will use the remainder of my space here to expose Barrysworld for what it really is. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere.

How can we trust Barrysworld if it doesn't trust us? We can't. And besides, I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that this view dangerously underestimates the naive quality of chauvinism. So let it call me bloodthirsty. I call it bookish. It is imperative that all of us in this community spread the word about Barrysworld's truculent, clueless shenanigans to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers -- even to strangers. This cannot occur unless there is a true spirit of respect and an appreciation of differences.

The most sobering aspect of Barrysworld's zingers is that Barrysworld is an opportunist. That is, it is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul.

As we don our battle fatigues, let's at least be clear about what we're fighting for: Our war is not about reducing the deficit, not about ending welfare for the rich, and not about the largesse or responsibility of private philanthropy. All we want is for Barrysworld's spin doctors not to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. Barrysworld's cat's-paws, who are legion, have decided, behind closed doors and in closed sessions, to pollute the great canon of English literature with references to Barrysworld's irritable epithets, but given the way things are these days, we must remember that we could opt to sit back and let Barrysworld rip apart causes that others feel strongly about. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part.

If Barrysworld is going to hijack the word "incomprehensibility" and use it to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior it disapproves of, then it should at least have the self-respect to remind itself of a few things: First, the popularity of its slurs among prodigal cult leaders is a harbinger of vengeful things to come. And second, the poisonous wine of extremism had been distilled long before it entered the scene. Barrysworld is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. I claim that most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Barrysworld exercise both subtlety and thoroughness in managing both the news and the entertainment that gets presented to us. I don't mean to imply that each liberated mind that examines all of the evidence is a break in the chains that bind us all, but it's true, nonetheless. Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that the sun has never shone on a more politically incorrect and self-serving organization than Barrysworld. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: If Barrysworld gets its way, none of us will be able to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Therefore, we must not let Barrysworld replace intellectual integrity with self-righteous sloganeering. Neither Barrysworld nor its associates have dealt squarely or clearly with the fact that I could make an argument for the idea that Barrysworld throws a tantrum every time it doesn't get what it wants. To be more pedantic about it, in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, we must remove the misunderstanding that Barrysworld has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world. Only then can a society free of its headstrong campaigns blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that to say that the cure for evil is more evil is temperamental nonsense and untrue to boot.

Barrysworld is a pretty good liar most of the time. However, it tells so many lies, it's bound to trip itself up someday. Brain-damaged jackanapes often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. End of story. Actually, I should add that it claims that its epigrams are not worth getting outraged about. That claim is preposterous and, to use Barrysworld's own language, overtly satanic. No history can justify it. Inequality does not beget equality. It is unclear whether this is because Barrysworld has a blatant disregard for society's basic laws, because questions of Barrysworld's motivation and intent are compelling, or a combination of the two. What, then, does "microclimatological" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say.

It is as if we were safely on the bank of a raging river, enjoying a picnic with our friends and family, when a bunch of the worst classes of stupid couch potatoes there are came along and threw us into the river. Not only must we must struggle to avoid drowning in the raging torrent of Barrysworld-sponsored obscurantism, but we must crawl out of the river before we can snap Barrysworld's operatives out of their trance. Up to this point, we have explored some of the motivations and circumstances that make Barrysworld want to brand me as illaudable. However, we must look beyond both Barrysworld's motivations and history if we are truly to understand its maneuvers. When you get right down to it, Barrysworld extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. Barrysworld is nothing if not improvident. History offers innumerable examples for the truth of this assertion.

Barrysworld maintains that it is beyond reproach. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that its cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, Barrysworld will recruit and encourage young people to level filth and slime at everyone opposed to its excuses, just as older drug dealers use young kids to push drugs. I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that Barrysworld is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but it operates on an international scale to thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to fight tooth and nail against Barrysworld. This state of affairs demands the direct assault on those dim-witted ethics that seek to traduce and discredit everyone but heinous deadheads. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, uncontrollable schemers push our efforts two steps backward. It's not just that Barrysworld prefers defamation to dialogue, but also that it wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Barrysworld has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that we ought to worship foul drunks as folk heroes. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so."

When Barrysworld is gone, all that will be left from its legacy of hate is the hate itself. With this central point cleared up, the rest of its arguments are rendered moot, as I undoubtedly feel that Barrysworld has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. It obviously has none, or it wouldn't cripple its enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically. Any meaningful analysis of the situation must allow for the fact that Barrysworld's canards are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. At first, you might be unsure as to whether the problem of villainous traitors serves as an excuse for Barrysworld to express its own hostility and frustrated need for power. But on deeper inspection, you'll unequivocally conclude that I cannot promise not to be angry at Barrysworld. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads Barrysworld -- to change the course of history.

Don't kid yourself: Barrysworld has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. Better, far better, that Man were without the gift of speech than that he use it as Barrysworld does. Better that Man could neither read nor write than have his head and heart perverted by the resentful and mindless tommyrot that oozes from Barrysworld's pen. And better that the cut of Man's coat and the number of his buttons were fixed by statute and enforced by penalties than that Barrysworld should kill the goose bearing the golden egg. The only way out of Barrysworld's rat maze is to take up the mantle and set the record straight. It's that simple.
 
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Summo

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[CARP]Killcrazy My Things to do Today

1. Copy, Paste.

2. Replace 'Vaclav Romanov' with 'Barrysworld'

3. Copy, Paste, Post.

4. Sit back. Masturbate over how funny I am.

5. Take out rubbish.
 
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~Lazarus~

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HEYYYY Killcrazy

What you doin on here

Get ready for the knife on Jolt 18/20/21

CYA there
 
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Wij

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Seen a very similar thing a couple of months ago. Was pretty shite back then also :)
 
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Mr B

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Surely posting the url to the site where this was generated from would have made more sense?

It's not particularly well done either...

Oh well...

:sleeping:
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Someone's a lame bitter newbie who got banned from #barrysworld.... ;)
 
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old.[CARP]Killcrazy

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Originally posted by Lazarus
HEYYYY Killcrazy

What you doin on here

Get ready for the knife on Jolt 18/20/21

CYA there


LOL hiya m8, ill be on there l8r Psyco-Knifing, ud better watch out,

[CARP]Psyco-Knifer's about
 
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old.[CARP]Killcrazy

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Originally posted by Mr B
Surely posting the url to the site where this was generated from would have made more sense?

It's not particularly well done either...

Oh well...

:sleeping:


I wrote it myself

honest
 
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old.Reverend Flatus

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Erm...

Ok, I was with you as far as "Barrysworld's worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press."
 
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old.[CARP]Killcrazy

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sorry about this thread every1, im just extremely bored.
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
[CARP]Killcrazy My Things to do Today

1. Copy, Paste.

2. Replace 'Vaclav Romanov' with 'Barrysworld'

3. Copy, Paste, Post.

4. Sit back. Masturbate over how funny I am.

5. Take out rubbish.

lol someguy, quality post!!!
 
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Testin da Cable

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damn, what was that site again?
you could make anything from resignation letters to presidential speeches :D
 
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stu

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This is a very, very, very old gag that's been done a thousand times before.
 

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