A complaint from all Firbolgs

[old.Veritreus]

We don't have smelly feet! Stop telling us we do and threatening to use our toes as stinkbombs against the Middies. I'm very sensitive about my feet, and I do wash them sometimes. Many of you should know this, as you've been swimming with me in the river in the forest. But still you insist on complaining about my feet.

/cries

 

[Lafala Arifel]

But it's a fact of life that all tall things have smelly feet . It's just the way things with smelly feet evolve - survival of the fittest and all:

Race of creatures with smelly feet ->
tallest of the creatures have more succesful reproduction since can't smell feet ->
race evolves into giants.

[/end biology lesson]

 

[old.Veritreus]

But we're different... we were a race of people with excellent noses who grew taller so we could escape from the smell of the little Luri feet... many of them seem to forget to wash, especially the rangers. Maybe they're too busy rushing around like the crazy people they are.

 

[cleeve]

Revor sits on people who complain about his feet



Revor

 

[amazingsteve]

you stink