A begging question...

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Wazzerphuk

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It was late. Half term was over, and college dawned close, a mere 9 hours away. Although to his student mind, and love for sleep on Monday mornings, this would probably turn out to be a more comfortable 12 hours.

An uncomfortable 'thing' grabbed him, and unsettled him. Varying thoughts flew by in his mind, but nothing seemed to fit the 'thing'. He was now looking for the 'thing' to satisfy his need (TO LEARN YOU FILTHY BASTARDS!), but despite all the searching, the 'thing' found him in the end. It him in the face (giggle), a mess of green and.... darker green were now sprayed in his eyes. He was loving it.

He sipped his drink, settled, and realised what it was he wanted. This confused individual wonder, if anyone were like him, and permanently stoned off their faces.

So then, who are the tokers and stoners amongst our ranks? Now, I know certain members enjoy the green, but which surprising members are actually secret hippy childs from the 70s, trapped in teenage bodies in the 00s?
 
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caLLous

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I enjoy the occasional (read: regular) toot on a doobie (Ben Elton's words, not mine). Hmm, maybe the greenness of the BW world has an explanation after all...

:)
 
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old.Kez

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You drivell on like such a spaz, wazz.

(hawhaw)
 
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djpringle

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Very infrequently, makes me puke which is a bummer:(
 
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Skyler

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I've never smoked a thing in my life....

Tho I've probably held more resin than you consume in a year :)
 
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~Lazarus~

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Tried it- did nothing for me.

Didnt do it again.
 
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Kempo

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occasionally, my m8 has a little cottage out in the scottish hills, go up there for long weekends of drink + dope, great fun :)
 
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Summo

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Not for me. Did it for a bit years ago but the group I was with just talked about it constantly which got very boring very quickly. Now I have no desire to go anywhere near it. Stick to bitter these days, and vodka or whiskey if I need to get pissed quicker. Not in the same glass, mind.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Not for me. Did it for a bit years ago but the group I was with just talked about it constantly which got very boring very quickly. Now I have no desire to go anywhere near it. Stick to bitter these days, and vodka or whiskey if I need to get pissed quicker. Not in the same glass, mind.
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I concur, I tried some weed in my younger days but found it highly overrated, booze is a lot more fun. Nowdays I can't stand second-hand dope smoke, it reeks of trendiness, makes me puke.
 
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Damini

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Did far too much far too young, and pretty much gave it all up at eighteen. Had a few momentairy relapses at uni, but having gone from uber toker to "five tokes and Im convinced I've eaten my earrings" girl, I decided to leave it all behind me. I think with me it s a getting older thing; when I was younger it was "Wow, this is cool, I can't feel my feet" and now when Im older its "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET! AMBULANCE!!" It has made me mildly brain damaged though. I'm a lot slower than I used to be.

Also too many of my friends have just turned into insane tokers, you know, the kind that wake up with a nine a.m. huge coned marvel, continue that all day, and then annoy all and sundry by being far too lazy and unreliable to do anything. I think smoking pot is all very fine and well, but doing it 24/7 seems a bit daft to me.
 
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mr.Blacky

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tried it once when i was drunk. Didn't feel any effect so never tried it again. Later I did hear that drunk and grass aint a good combination :(
 
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Damini

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My avatar is a cows head... My paint skills are minimal.
 
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Wij

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It doesn't really show up against the white background :/

:m00:
 
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Damini

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I tried to make it better but I'm crap. If you wanna make me (a PG rated) avatar Wij then feel free! I've tried and I've tried, but computer art is not my thing.
 
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Wij

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Look where my avatar should be and see what you can see. You have simply tuned your mind to not look at my avatar space because you think I intend it not be be looked at. My avatar is always there as long as you are paying attention.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Wij
Look where my avatar should be and see what you can see. You have simply tuned your mind to not look at my avatar space because you think I intend it not be be looked at. My avatar is always there as long as you are paying attention.
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Yeah I did look and all I see is a load of old bollocks.
 
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Wij

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On mine I can see some interesting biro marks on my monitor at work. At home I often get interesting reflections or pieces of pot noodle. Open your minds ppl !

(P.S. Read the article artistic fuckwits ! :))
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Wij
On mine I can see some interesting biro marks on my monitor at work. At home I often get interesting reflections or pieces of pot noodle. Open your minds ppl !
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Gosh, you're right, I can see those bollocks getting bigger before my very eyes, they are now a complete and utter gigantic load of old festering hairy bollocks now.

Isn't art wonderful.
 
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Will

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Wazz, you already know I'm a toker. I stopped smoking before and during work a few years ago, but I still smoke enough in the evening to kill most people. It's more habit now than anything else I suppose.
 
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Summo

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In Wij's avatar space I note the daylight invading the office from the window to my left. The solid, unreflecting display of my TFT screen puts me in mind of the solid, unreflecting attitudes of my employers. Observing the Wij-space I am suddenly aware of the fucking loud and boring cow who sits nearby who hasn't stopped talking about her fucking daughter for nearly a fucking hour.

Wij's avatar space fills me with rage.
 
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Wij

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See. My avatar is much more interesting than yours :)
 
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