O
old.s@xon
Guest
A group of school kids go to class one day, the teacher says,
"Listen up kids, we're going to have a quiz today. If there are three birds sat on top of a wall and a farmer comes along and shoots one of the birds, how many are left?
Smart ass Jonny, sat at the back says, "I know miss, there are no birds left."
The teacher says, "Well explain your answer Jonny."
Jonny says, "Well if the farmer shoots one of the birds, the other two will fly away."
Teacher says, "Well it's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking."
Jonny says, "I have a question for you miss, if there are three women, each with an ice cream, one's licking it, one's sucking it and one's biting it. Which one's married?"
Teacher scratches her head and says, "Probably the one sucking it."
Jonny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking!"
"Listen up kids, we're going to have a quiz today. If there are three birds sat on top of a wall and a farmer comes along and shoots one of the birds, how many are left?
Smart ass Jonny, sat at the back says, "I know miss, there are no birds left."
The teacher says, "Well explain your answer Jonny."
Jonny says, "Well if the farmer shoots one of the birds, the other two will fly away."
Teacher says, "Well it's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking."
Jonny says, "I have a question for you miss, if there are three women, each with an ice cream, one's licking it, one's sucking it and one's biting it. Which one's married?"
Teacher scratches her head and says, "Probably the one sucking it."
Jonny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking!"
