>:)

[Tisme]

A man was caught in a terrible flood....A boat came by to rescue him. He told them to go away saying "God would save him!".....Then a helicopter came along to rescue him and he told them to go away saying "God will save me!"...... Then another boat came along also trying to save him, he told them the same thing "Go away God will save me!"...... But the man drowned and when he got up to heaven he asked St. Peter "WHY DIDN'T GOD SAVE ME?" and St. Peter replied "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HE SENT YOU TWO BOATS AND A HELICOPTER, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ?"

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

A bigger penis.

 

[Chronictank]

rocketpack

 

[Elcain]

hmmz

a Donkey

Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey

Donkey

 

[Cyfr]

Are jokes supposed to be funny? It's also great if you can't work out the ending even when you havnt heard it before

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

A Badger ?

 

[k9awya]

we need al murray

 

[Dillinja]

Are jokes supposed to be funny? It's also great if you can't work out the ending even when you havnt heard it before

It's also great when cyfr fucks off.

 

[Conchabar]

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HE SENT YOU TWO BOATS AND A HELICOPTER, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ?"

hahaha

 

[Coim]

joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.


Sorry.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Penis n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

Bah Dum Tsch.

 

[Coim]

joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.


Sorry.

See above.