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- Fedaykin -
Guest
Scene: The lush pastures of emain. An albion mage (me) basks in the glow of a successful battle. Two Mythic Balance officers approach him...
Fedaykin: "What's this all about?"
Officer Hero: "Sir, we've had reports of a mage almost capping on green cons. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with us"
Fedaykin: "What? I'm just shooting spells, it's what I do"
Officer Champion: "I'm sorry sir, please come with us"
Fedaykin: "No really, I'm a mage, I shoot spells and they hurt, see?" ((wiggles fingers))
Officer Hero: Sir, this is a tanks game. I'm afraid we're going to have to take you in" ((types in /asend)) "Taking one mage into custody for transport to PvE, over..."
Fedaykin: "No, no. You can't take me in, I didn't do anything wrong!"
Officer Champion: "Read him his rights..."
Officer Hero: "Sir, you have the right to STFU, anything you say can and will be used against you to further nerf your class. You have the right to be fotm wtfpwnd, you have the right to be one-shot, you have the right to be two-shot, you have the right to be tic-tic-interrupted, and you have the right to be working as intended. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you?"
Fedaykin: "WTF! I'm not going anywhere with you!"
Fedaykin casts a spell!
Fedaykin casts a spell!
Fedaykin is interrupted!
Officer Hero: ((Shield Slams Fedaykin)) "Grab his ankles will you Cham?"
Officer Champion: "Looks like he already did!"
Officer Hero: ((types in /asend)) "One errant in custody, over...roger that. Come on Cham, got a report of a theurgist trying to hit a door with a seige bolt in Hadrian's..."
Officer Champion: ((Raises eyebrows)) "WTF is a seige bolt?"
Fedaykin: "What's this all about?"
Officer Hero: "Sir, we've had reports of a mage almost capping on green cons. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with us"
Fedaykin: "What? I'm just shooting spells, it's what I do"
Officer Champion: "I'm sorry sir, please come with us"
Fedaykin: "No really, I'm a mage, I shoot spells and they hurt, see?" ((wiggles fingers))
Officer Hero: Sir, this is a tanks game. I'm afraid we're going to have to take you in" ((types in /asend)) "Taking one mage into custody for transport to PvE, over..."
Fedaykin: "No, no. You can't take me in, I didn't do anything wrong!"
Officer Champion: "Read him his rights..."
Officer Hero: "Sir, you have the right to STFU, anything you say can and will be used against you to further nerf your class. You have the right to be fotm wtfpwnd, you have the right to be one-shot, you have the right to be two-shot, you have the right to be tic-tic-interrupted, and you have the right to be working as intended. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you?"
Fedaykin: "WTF! I'm not going anywhere with you!"
Fedaykin casts a spell!
Fedaykin casts a spell!
Fedaykin is interrupted!
Officer Hero: ((Shield Slams Fedaykin)) "Grab his ankles will you Cham?"
Officer Champion: "Looks like he already did!"
Officer Hero: ((types in /asend)) "One errant in custody, over...roger that. Come on Cham, got a report of a theurgist trying to hit a door with a seige bolt in Hadrian's..."
Officer Champion: ((Raises eyebrows)) "WTF is a seige bolt?"
