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10 ways to play without the bird finding out
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10 reasons ways to get caught or have to leave a game without saying cya
first
10 ways to play without the bird finding out
1.
get home from work before she gets in
phone here on the mobile
find out where she is
this will give you an idea how long you can play for
and also gives her no reason to phone you
play quake as soon as your of the phone
2.
as soon as she goes into the shower
play quake
3.
wait until she's watching her favourite tv programme
play quake
4.
she's in the bed asleep ( if the computer is in the bedroom)
make a barricade of pillows on the bed
so the light and flickering from the monitor will wake here
make sure the sound is off
play quake
5.
tell her your working on a spread sheet for work and alt/tab if you here her coming into the room.
play quake
6.
tell her your on a new isp that's free
play quake
7.
buy her a bottle of her fav. wine or a bottle of gin
hopefully she will fall asleep on the settee in the living room
play quake
8.
wait until she is working away
phone her
play quake
9.
tell her you can't go shopping, because you watching the tv and get some blank tapes so next time it can be taped
play quake
10.
tell me
10 ways to get caught or sometimes having to leave a game without saying cya
1.
turning the computer on when she is asleep but forgetting to turn the volume down
and getting the win xx start up at 100db's
2.
logging on and for some reason you have set the modem volume to maximum.
3.
her finding you notes on 10 ways to play quake without her knowing
(she cleaned up the computer desk today-see the last entry)
4.
typing lots of messages
( in the dark) to very nice people who show you where all the toys are
when she is asleep
5.
playing to soon after she has gone into the shower only for her to come back to get a towel
6.
shouting f*** when you get killed when she is asleep
back to
her finding you notes on 10 ways to play quake without her knowing
well today she found them
her note reads
"THE BIG MISTAKE IS THINKING THAT SHE'S DAFT ENOUGH
NOT TO HAVE REALISED
WHAT YOU ARE UP TO !!!
SIGNED
LYING BASTARD'S IRATE
GIRLFRIEND"
venturer
&
10 reasons ways to get caught or have to leave a game without saying cya
first
10 ways to play without the bird finding out
1.
get home from work before she gets in
phone here on the mobile
find out where she is
this will give you an idea how long you can play for
and also gives her no reason to phone you
play quake as soon as your of the phone
2.
as soon as she goes into the shower
play quake
3.
wait until she's watching her favourite tv programme
play quake
4.
she's in the bed asleep ( if the computer is in the bedroom)
make a barricade of pillows on the bed
so the light and flickering from the monitor will wake here
make sure the sound is off
play quake
5.
tell her your working on a spread sheet for work and alt/tab if you here her coming into the room.
play quake
6.
tell her your on a new isp that's free
play quake
7.
buy her a bottle of her fav. wine or a bottle of gin
hopefully she will fall asleep on the settee in the living room
play quake
8.
wait until she is working away
phone her
play quake
9.
tell her you can't go shopping, because you watching the tv and get some blank tapes so next time it can be taped
play quake
10.
tell me
10 ways to get caught or sometimes having to leave a game without saying cya
1.
turning the computer on when she is asleep but forgetting to turn the volume down
and getting the win xx start up at 100db's
2.
logging on and for some reason you have set the modem volume to maximum.
3.
her finding you notes on 10 ways to play quake without her knowing
(she cleaned up the computer desk today-see the last entry)
4.
typing lots of messages
( in the dark) to very nice people who show you where all the toys are
when she is asleep
5.
playing to soon after she has gone into the shower only for her to come back to get a towel
6.
shouting f*** when you get killed when she is asleep
back to
her finding you notes on 10 ways to play quake without her knowing
well today she found them
her note reads
"THE BIG MISTAKE IS THINKING THAT SHE'S DAFT ENOUGH
NOT TO HAVE REALISED
WHAT YOU ARE UP TO !!!
SIGNED
LYING BASTARD'S IRATE
GIRLFRIEND"
venturer
