10 things that make you go fwoooor!

Ezteq

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Pretty self explanitory, what are the 10 things in this life that makes you get that dribbely, knock knee'd feeling (in reverse order)

10) melted cheese on food, specially if its all golden and slightly crispy mmmmm.

9) double cheeseburgers with extra pickles, not McD's though <puke> burgerking4tehwin!!!!!.

8) that budweiser advert where you see the dew slowly drip down the shaft of the bottle (soooo suggestive).

7) when your sat on a bus and it does that juddery thing (though the feeling is often squashed when the smelly old wino next to you then either proceeds to masturbate or farts loudely).

6) big guns like the magnum of Harry Callahagn (hmm maybe im too much in touch with my masculine side here?).

5) Bruce Willis, where he's all bloody and swetty in his vest in die hard.

4) Spike From Buffy (either vamping or human im not fussed).

3) Asten Martin DB9, convertible or hardtop but bloody fwooor tbh!.

2) really big fast powerful motorbikes, watching em is nice but riding them is just ace (yes poeple do still say ace these days, i'm one of em).

1) long sexy smooches wit toung, except not the smooches i get off me mums dog thats just rank, specially when im off guard and he manages to lick me teeth BLEEH tbh!!

so thats my 10, some may be rather unfwoorish to you but lets see what you like and then we'll see if im a freak or not eh?
:touch:
 

TeaSpoon

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1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10:

christina-ricci.jpg


<drools>
 

Vladamir

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Me too :eek2: . Pudzy and his signatures make me go phwar also :D
 

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Morchaoron said:
i dunno but that picture has something odd, doesnt look very natural in some way, gives me the creeps Oo

It's in black and white? :p
 

TeaSpoon

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Morchaoron said:
i dunno but that picture has something odd, doesnt look very natural in some way, gives me the creeps Oo

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Less creepy?
 

BikerBoy aka Rhaed

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its just Christina Ricci .. i dunno whats the big fuss all about it ....

10. Passing all exams
9. Chinese cuisine... YUM
8. Sensually dancing with 2 beatiful girls
7. Watching 2 girls sensually kissing
6. Striptease
5. Bottle of Jack Daniels :worthy:
4. The sight of many cocktails :drink: (kamikaze,passport to hell, long island ice tea, lynchburg lemonade, etc. )
3. Seeing a Ducati 999s :worthy:
2. Making love with 1 beautiful girl.
1. Making love with 2 beautiful girls

These are mine... my own so u dont need to flame bout them :twak:
 

BikerBoy aka Rhaed

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "ooh marshmallows, nice"

I dunno why but everytime i read this i smile . Nice one Ezteq :clap:
 

yaruar

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i'm too desensitised, very little makes me go phwoooooor any more.

Well maybe a 10mb leased line.....
Or a stunning sunset.
Actually i lie there is some art which does it for me.

When i first saw a giacomatti sculpture in real life i was speachless.
Or when i saw my first Francis Bacon Painting IRL...
 

yaruar

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BikerBoy aka Rhaed said:
its just Christina Ricci .. i dunno whats the big fuss all about it ....
8. Sensually dancing with 2 beatiful girls
7. Watching 2 girls sensually kissing
1. Making love with 2 beautiful girls

All get passe after a while.
 

Ezteq

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yaruar said:
All get passe after a while.


noooooo theres so much in this world to go fwoooor to if you loose sight of this then whats the point in it all! we all need fwoorage in our lives! more fwoorage imo!!! appreciate the fwoorness fgs!! :wub:
 

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On the contrary, we need to kill and destroy all that emotional stuff :(
 

Binky the Bomb

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10) An <attractive> female form.
09) 2MB Broadband connections (It's the geek inside)
08) Watching someone getting ridiculed who realy deserves it (like artists or bill gates)
07) A female butt that moves like 2 ferets fighting in a sack.
06) Having cleavage flashed at me in a club.
05) Female computer games players (no idea why!)
04) Watching "Death machine" (You'll have to watch it to understand why)
03) Christina Ricci (Teaspoons choice)
02) A mental image of a seven foot tall valkyrie warrior maiden in full (tight) leather armour, sporting cleavage you can ski down (Yeah, like i need to explain this one).
01) Any film where the female lead gets to use martial arts to kick someones ass (Now this one requires just a little explaining....)
 

Asty

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hmm, can't think of that many but here's few

- drinking beer and chilling out in sunset
- good and epic metal songs
- juicy steaks
- and ofcourse having good rvr in daoc :D
 

Amuse

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10) Powder Snow and sun (snowboard ftw!)

9) good food (so much to chose from)

8) good looking women/girls (im 17, cant realy expect anything else), esp if theyr smart to

7) Good RvR

6) a REALY good looking case mod (hey, im a computer "geek", cant help it)

5) a good! movie, preferably with a "mythical" theme, or sci-fi (lotr, the gladiator, starship troopers, van helsing etc etc)

4) the thought of a holliday in the alps (snowboarding ofc!)

3) turning 18

2) good epic music

1) duknow... couldnt think of any specific stuff.
 

Morchaoron

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uhmm not that much :mad:

but...

3) giving a performance in front of an audience
2) when your finished making something impressive
1) winning after being completely exhausted and hurt (keep fighting and never give up!!)
 

TeaSpoon

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Vladamir said:
/Uber drool :eek2: . Theres a few saucier ones if you google her name, prolly not a good idea to link em here though :touch:

I've found the fake jaccuzi ones, and couple of others, but you're right, the hosting sites and images themselves are rather dodgey :x

/tries to stop threadjacking
 

Naetha

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Well I'm afraid Christina Ricci does nothing for me :(

Things that do however are:

1) A special combination starter, followed by duck in plum sauce with crispy noodles from my local chinese

2) Blonde men (don't ask)

3) Really good looking people - not skinny waifs

4) Driving a powerful car along a wide, long deserted road with my sunglasses on (Oakleys ofc ;)) and some good music playing.

5) Good music - such as Cheap Honesty - Skunk Anansie, Davidian - Machine Head, Just a Man - Faith no More - you know, GOOD music :D

6) Great sex :wij:
 

Ezteq

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pez said:
lol, was mildly disapointed when that turned out to not be a proper link :p

rofl dude you actually looked...didnt expect it from you, teaspoon or vlad maybe but j00, man im dissapointed :fluffle:
 

Binky the Bomb

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Well, no offence, but we could do "much" worse than christina ricci. Be glad that it's just a handfull of loyal pervs, and not the whole forum (sadly). Would anybody object if the female members all said jonny depp?
 

Ezteq

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Binky the Bomb said:
Well, no offence, but we could do "much" worse than christina ricci. Be glad that it's just a handfull of loyal pervs, and not the whole forum (sadly). Would anybody object if the female members all said jonny depp?

yes i bloody well would! he's mine MINE I TELL'S YE! so keep yer grubby lil mitts off him y'hear??


p.s wheres my bloody sig gone??? fess up who nicked it??
 

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Ezteq said:
yes i bloody well would! he's mine MINE I TELL'S YE! so keep yer grubby lil mitts off him y'hear??


p.s wheres my bloody sig gone??? fess up who nicked it??


It only shows once per page so you should see it on your post at the top
 

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