10 reasons why england are so crap

[old.Billy]

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TOP 10 REASONS FOOTBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU HAVE A COACH ON THE SIDELINES
9. THERE IS INSTANT REPLAY
8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
7. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
6. YOU CAN TAKE A TIMEOUT IF YOU ARE TIRED
5. YOU CAN ALWAYS GO LONG
4. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT EVERY SUNDAY
3. PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
2. THERE ARE NO PERIODS
1. YOUR HEAD IS ALWAYS PROTECTED

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

Yes but sadly you've gone and dug up a cutting from an AMERICAN football based thing.

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[old.[GA] Shovel]

10 Reasons why England wont qualify for Euro2000 (based on the above)

10. WE HAVE A COACH WHOA DMINTTED THERE WAS NO ENGLISH TALENT LEFT
9. THERE IS NO INSTANT REPLAY (SO WE MISS OUT ON PENALTIES)
8. MOST OF OUR PLAYERS ARE TOO BUSY SCORING ELSEWHERE TO BOTHER ABOUT THE GAME
7. IT IS NOT PLAYED PROFESSIONALLY
6. DAVID BATTY ALWAYS TAKES A TIMEOUT FIVE MINUTES IN WHEN HE IS TIRED
5. STUART PEARCE (LEGEND - BUT A TAD OLD)
4. YOU CAN NEVER COUNT ON THE REF EVERY SATURDAY
3. IS THE NUMBER OF MILLIONS MORE IT COSTS TO INVEST IN ENGLISH "TALENT"
2. CHELSEA
1. ALAN SHEARER IS CAPTAIN (WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS BETTER)

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[old.Billy]

uh-hum [GA] better take dem harsh words back methinks..... on the other hand....

 

[stu]

We already have qualified for Euro2000 tho... hence why we're in it

 

[old.MeddlE]

But not for long eh?