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1) What exactly is buffing?
Do you polish your armour and weapons a lot and get hideous bonuses?
2) And nerfing?
Does that involve getting those toys that fire foam bullet thingys and firing them in mass volleys at the incoming hordes?
3) Volleying?
Do you play football or is it plain old volleyball? Do YOU wear bikinis? Are women involved?
4) RvR?
Is this some sort paganistic ritual where hundreds of people sit infront of their PC's chanting 'death to the Middies! death to the erm, Albies (sp?)!!! death to the other realm that I can't remember!!!!!'
5) Keeps and Relics?
Why have a keep if you keep on trying to knock it down? Can't you build more? IMHO I think houses are better and cosier than stone keeps.
Why have a relic when all it does is attract armies of frenzied men and women that want to steal it from you, burning, pillaging and probably raping all that stand in their path? Surely there's something newer that you could buy? Like, a car? Or a tactical nuke?
6) And on nukes... nuking?
WTF? I thought this was a sword and sorcery game, so why do all the 'hard bastards' have mini nuclear warheads they can lob at enemies? Surely this is both unfair and out of character. I know I wouldn't like it if my LVL 1,000,000 character got blown up by some eleven year old with a nuclear warhead.
7) King Arthur?
Well, this is Camelot? Where is he?
8) Tanks?
Erm. Like nukes... surely this is wrong... Challenger tank vs small pixie archer. I'd put my money on the tank thank you.
9) Mezzing?
Ok, what is this about. I haven't got a clue. All I can think of is that to do this you also have to really like Massive Attack.
Shit, I think I mean ressing? Not mezzing. Is there even mezzing?
/me look sheepish
Even I know what ressing is. It's when you... die? A lot?
10) Pets?
Do the RSPCA know about how you treat your animals?
Do you polish your armour and weapons a lot and get hideous bonuses?
2) And nerfing?
Does that involve getting those toys that fire foam bullet thingys and firing them in mass volleys at the incoming hordes?
3) Volleying?
Do you play football or is it plain old volleyball? Do YOU wear bikinis? Are women involved?
4) RvR?
Is this some sort paganistic ritual where hundreds of people sit infront of their PC's chanting 'death to the Middies! death to the erm, Albies (sp?)!!! death to the other realm that I can't remember!!!!!'
5) Keeps and Relics?
Why have a keep if you keep on trying to knock it down? Can't you build more? IMHO I think houses are better and cosier than stone keeps.
Why have a relic when all it does is attract armies of frenzied men and women that want to steal it from you, burning, pillaging and probably raping all that stand in their path? Surely there's something newer that you could buy? Like, a car? Or a tactical nuke?
6) And on nukes... nuking?
WTF? I thought this was a sword and sorcery game, so why do all the 'hard bastards' have mini nuclear warheads they can lob at enemies? Surely this is both unfair and out of character. I know I wouldn't like it if my LVL 1,000,000 character got blown up by some eleven year old with a nuclear warhead.
7) King Arthur?
Well, this is Camelot? Where is he?
8) Tanks?
Erm. Like nukes... surely this is wrong... Challenger tank vs small pixie archer. I'd put my money on the tank thank you.
9) Mezzing?
Ok, what is this about. I haven't got a clue. All I can think of is that to do this you also have to really like Massive Attack.
Shit, I think I mean ressing? Not mezzing. Is there even mezzing?
/me look sheepish
Even I know what ressing is. It's when you... die? A lot?
10) Pets?
Do the RSPCA know about how you treat your animals?
