10 Questions about who you are.

[Rubric]

1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

 

[old.LandShark]

Where's the "shut up, I get enough of this crap from spam emails" or "shut up, I get enough of this crap from spam emails" ?

 

[Ekydus]

Rubric writes them I bet.

 

[Rubric]

Anyone going to take the test?

 

[Belsameth]

I'll catch the bait

1) Disappear

2) Monkeys (badly formulated question. it IS what I believe, not what I want to believe)

3) Firing Squad

4) Traitor

5) No values

6) funny

7) Casual

8) Asked out

9) given

10) prison

11) Prydwen

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Belsameth


2) Monkeys (badly formulated question. it IS what I believe, not what I want to believe)

No question is and should be what would you rather believe.

I think alot of people dont believe but would like to believe.

Nice honest answers though. I found some of them a little tough. Made me think about a few things, especially Value or Friends & Funny or Kind.

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Fly

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

Can I say both?

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Pass

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

Ooh, another hard one. Depends what sort of traitorous act I'm supposed to have commited I think...

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

No Friends, I think.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Bah, I try hard to be both, I don't want to have to choose!. Kind, I think.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Casual... although there is something to be said for wearing a suit.

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Erk.. the first one I think. Both are hard though.. I fear being rejected, and hate having to dissapoint people.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

ummm... I'm mostly lazy, so I don't think I'd complain too much if a perfect life was handed to me on a plate. I'd probably feeel guilty for a while, but it wouldn't stop me.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

For me, or someone else?. Personally I'd rather be dead than spend 40 odd years in jail. Having said that, I disagree with the death penalty as a policy, and say it's fundameltally hippocritical and flawed as a deterrant. It's revenge, pure and simple, and I don't like it.

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Prydwen, every time.

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?
Power to fly

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?
Monkeys

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?
Decapitation

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?
traitor to my country

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?
no values

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?
funny

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

casual wear

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?
turned down by someone i do

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?
have it given to me (lazy bast i am)

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?
Death Sentence

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?
Prydwen

 

[Trahg]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?
- Hard one... Invisibility is good to toy around, flight is good for cheap transport... prolly go for invisibility though

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?
- Argh... is yes a valid answer? (not god as in God, rather something godlike)

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?
- Eek, a firing squad i think.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?
- I think I'll go for traitor...

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?
- No values

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?
- Both, but it's more fun beeing funny

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?
- School: Casual, Work: depends on job, but probably casual

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?
- Asked out...

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?
- If it can be given to me I'll go for it, else i work my but off.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?
Depends on how much time it is about...

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?
Excalibur... mostly because i'm a hib there

 

[The Real Redi]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Hmm, the flying would go rather well with the melting things with my eyes... <rubs chin> ahh, i give up... pass.

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

AN ALL KNOWING MONKEY GOD! yeah!

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

I want my head shot off by a firing squad, commanded by the afore mentioned Monkey God.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

A traitor to racists

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

Hmm, tough one to ask a DAoC audience, they tend to have neither I have tons of friends, and would probably fritter away value on things of little/no worth (y'know, whores will have their trinkets...) so friends

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

how about kind of funny? I like to think it's possible to be both.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

See, even when my old job said "Fridays a casual day" i still got bawled out - cut downs and a RvD shirt, and the bosses went all wierd. Uniform/Suit , its fairer, people will mock those who wear farrahs or tank-tops, then bullying will return to the workplace, thus begins the manual labour revolt of 2007. Opps, that was meant to be a secret...

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Tough one, but it seems to be the story of my life, so thats easy - either, bring em on!

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

oh, please... if it's not on a plate, you can take it back and get me a fresh one

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

but... i didn't do anything!

Silly question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

heh! Pryd...

 

[old.tRoG]

1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?
Fly! Weee!

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?
Monkeys. That's what I beleive in.

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?
Firing squad. It's better to face death right down the barrel. Har.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?
Racist. Come on, I'm a patriot.

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?
No Friends. No point having everyone else love you, if you don't love yourself. Or something.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?
Kind.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?
Casual wear mostly... but I do like ties

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?
Asked out by someone I didn't like.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?
Work hard. I'd feel guilty otherwise

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?
Death. Being trapped in the same little room for the rest of your life is worse than death.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?
I won't answer that

 

[[PS]Venom]

1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Dissapear.

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

Monkeys.

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Guillotine.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

Traitor.

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

No Values.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Funny.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Uniform/Suit.

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Asked out by someone you don't like.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

Given.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Prison.

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Prydwen, but have too many characters/people I know on excal.

 

[Nichneven]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Fly so I can say bugger to my stupid visa and move to England pronto!

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

Monkies. I'm religious but not oblivious.

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Firing squad - I'd love to make a big mess for someone else to clean up

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

A traitor - at least you get off more easily than if you were a racist.

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

Val....... ues? Whazzat?

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Funny

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Been there, done that. I was in uniform school for 6 years. I'd MUCH rather go in jeans & a t-shirt

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

I'd rather be turned down. Then I can just go stag to the party and get drunk and forget all about being dumped.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

I'd rather work hard for it.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Death... sounds more interesting

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Excal. Pryd is so quiet

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Yes
no
maybe
yes
yes
no
yes
no
yes
yes
YES!*

Oh. wrong forum *cough*

But seriously (hah, as if such a word existed on these forums):

1.) Fly (Remember folks. weasels may not soar, but at least they dont get sucked into jet engines)
2.) Hell yeah, of course the monkeys (trick question?)
3.) Firing squad (Blindfold and cigarrette beats basket)
4.) Racist (No wise quips. Could never be a traitor to my country)
5.) No values (Did we have any in the first place?)
6.) Kind (Dont think the Ugandan refugees can survive on comedy)
7.) Casual wear (Does this come with the wardrobe? Because if not, then i want to change my answer)
8.) Turned down by someone i do (May seem hard but its easier to get over than being stuck with someone who's guts you detest)
9.) Work hard (cant enjoy it if you diddnt work for it)
10.) Prison (Hell, knowing the prison system. I'd be out in 6 years)
11.) Clywd




*insert that bukkake gif here since i cant find it *

 

[[PS]Mung]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?
Monkeys

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?
Guillotine Squad

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?
Traitor

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?
No friends

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?
I am funny already

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?
I'd rather my wife dressed in a school girl uniform, does that count?

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?
I'd rather be turned on by someone I did like

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?
Give it to me

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?
I'd prefer prison

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?
Easy...Excalibur, but that's obvious.

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?
I'd rather fly

 

[Lurid]

1. I'd rather be able to fly away.
2. I come from an all knowing monkey.
3. I choose the firing squad, assuming there would be atleast one marksman among them - I'd hate for them to hit my tender bits. Otherwise I'd take the guillotine.
4. Racist.
5. No difficulty picking this one: I choose no values. Status quo.
6. The funnykind. Seriously, I'd rather be kind.
7. Casual.
8. Asked out.
9. It's worth more if you have to work for it, so I'd work for the gain.
10. Give me death or give me liberty.
11. Prydwen.

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Fly

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

God

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Firing Squad

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

Traitor

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

No friends.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Kind

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Casual

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Somebody I don't like.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

Work for it.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Death

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Pryd

 

[Driwen]

1.) fly (ultimate freedom?)

2.) monkeys (believing in god would mean there is someone controlling my destiny and I dont want that )

3.) guillotine

4.) racist (atleast if I just see it as my opinion and wont do anything weird on it, but otherwise its a hard call. Prolly depends how bad a racist/how bad a traitor?)

5.) No friends (without values you can become a racist/traitor anything and in the end have no friends, with values you will sooner or later get friends again)

6.)kind

7.) casual wear (why go to work/school in something that isnt comfortable, unless you need a uniform to be recognized of course (policemen etc))

8.) asked by someone i dont and then i can still say no or ? Spending one evening alone, beats spending with someone you really hate . So again depends on the situation

9.) Work hard to gain

10.) Prison (you are still alive and can enjoy life and in most systems you will be out in 30 years or less, but it is still hard but it beats being dead as then you cant enjoy life at all)

11.) Excaliber, but thats only because im on that server and I like it there so i havent tried out prydwen yet

 

[[PS]Mung]

Rubric,
I hope to see a paper detailling the analysis gained from these insightful replies in due course.

Otherwise I will consider it a grand waste of our time and shall forthwith fail you on your Psychology CSE course.

I expect graphs detailing theological evidence stemming from unconscious Oedipus urges and at least 2 A4 pages of obviously plagiarised material containing at lease 3 references to Jungian theories.
Photgraphs of "Naughty" women will be considered for extra merit.

 

[Vell]

1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear? Disappear

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God? God. I don't believe it's true, but it would be nice if it was.

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad? Guillotine. Pain isn't a nice feeling.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country? Traitor. I think. Not entirely sure really.

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends? No friends. My values are what defines me, just as other people's vaules define them. Without values, you may as well be a clone.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind? Kind.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit? Suit, except to my office because it's so damn hot, so I have to wear shorts and T-shirt, or wither and die.

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do? Turned down. I hate having to turn other people down.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you? Work hard, it's the sense of achievement that counts.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison? Prison. These days prison really isn't that bad at all, since it would be against the human rights laws.

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?
Excalibur, because I know more people there, and it's really not as bad as people make it out to be. Except Albion, which is.

 

[mirieth]

1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Fly!

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

Monkeys.

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Guillotine.

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

Traitor.

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

No friends.

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Kind.

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Casual clothes of course .

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Asked out by someone I don't like.

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

Work hard.

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Prison.

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Prdywen .

 

[gengi]

Originally posted by Rubric
1.) Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to disappear?

Fly

2.) Would you rather believe you came from monkeys or an all knowing God?

Monkeys

3.) Would you rather have your Head chopped off by a guillotine or face a firing squad?

Firing Squad

4.) Would You Rather be known as a racist or a traitor to your country?

Racist

5.) Would You Rather Have No Values or No Friends?

No Friends

6.) Would You Rather be Funny or Kind?

Kind

7.) Would you rather go to school/work in casual wear or uniform/suit?

Casual

8.) Would You Rather be asked Out by someone you don't like or be turned down by someone you do?

Asked Out

9.) Would You Rather work hard to gain what you want or have it given to you?

Be given

10.) Death Sentence or Prison?

Death

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber or Prydwen?

Prydwen

Later

 

[old.Dillinja]

Sarum, revenge is natural, if we didn't have it we wouldn't be human. The truth is that it's natural for us to feel that if somebody has done something bad to us we will do something equally bad, or worse, to them so that they think about it before they do it again. If this is something very, very bad such as killing a family member or a very close friend for no reason at all then my immediate reaction would be either to go and kill that person myself or let the courts do it.

 

[old.Darkan]

1.) Disappear

2.) Monkeys

3.) Firing Squad

4.) What a shit question, bugger orf.

5.) No Friends

6.) Funny - Can be a kindess in its self, making people laugh

7.) Casual - wish people in Scotland wore kilts more often, I wanna wear mine all the time =p (k maybe not all the time)

8.) Asked out by somone I don't like

9.) Giv!

10.) Death Sentence

Bonus question.

11.) Excaliber - been there too bloody long ^^