10 days to spare - what would you do?

[tris-]

realisticly, if you had 10 spare days what would you do with them? this is my current predicament.

back ground
10 spare days
little money
a car
people, not available 24/7 though

what im after
ive ran out of ideas of things to do. i am looking for a crazy 10 day itinery, which is varied and has a lot of different things to experience and try. but doesnt cost a lot.

im sure there is enough variety of people here to give enough plans for 10 whole days.

plan my life, fh!

 

[Chronictank]

1) buy a monkey with the little bit of money you have
2) give it lots of beer
3) let it drive your car

Let the monkey madness commence!

 

[tris-]

when i say little money, i mean im in debt.

 

[Krait]

Sell the car and go on a 10 day bender ?

 

[tris-]

the car isnt mine, i just use it.

 

[Cozak]

find a few birds and have 10 days of filthy, rampant, viagra fuelled sex.

 

[Everz]

find a few birds and have 10 days of filthy, rampant, viagra fuelled sex.

Idea thief :[

 

[Aiteal]

Skag probably
Sell the car, buy some
Skag
A thin rubber hose to make the veins stand out
A new shirt as the old one will have bloodstains on the sleeves
and a bucket to throw up into

 

[tris-]

i said realistic ffs.

and i dont need viagra, being young is ftw.

 

[Cozak]

Idea thief :[

slow typer

Alternatively you could whore yourself out for a couple days then buy mescaline and spend 8 days on that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mescaline dont know why but reading that makes me want to try it

copy pasted wrong link first time I know

 

[Aiteal]

Ok
With you 'little' money
buy
Godzilla underpants
as much cheap pasta and glue as possible

Build a scale replica of a town you hate (I did one of Larne in Northern Ireland, a shithole if there ever was one) out of pasta shapes

Once you complete the model
Strip down to your Godzilla underpants and destroy the pasta city

Video Tape it and send it to the town council.

That should take about 10 days

Failing that
try some Skag

 

[Hansmoleman]

see how long you can go without moving at all, once you move note down the time, then try beat it

 

[Lamp]

Spend 10 days clearing up dog poo in 10 parks.

 

[cHodAX]

Spend 10 days sleeping, eating, getting drunk and watching TV. When the 10 days are over you will be totally relaxed

 

[Calaen]

I would say Camping and cheap harsh Alcohol, but youve just been camping so :-(

 

[tris-]

for a moment then i was concerned how you knew id been camping. then i rememberd i have mentioned it somewhere.

 

[Calaen]

for a moment then i was concerned how you knew id been camping. then i rememberd i have mentioned it somewhere.

Pff I work the the government ffs I know everything about you.

 

[evzy]

Come around my house and sort my back garden out - I will pay you 17pence an hour (Yes an hour not a day - what a bargain!) I will let you play with the squirrels free of charge so you can feel like a botanical Dr Doolittle whilst you work...

I get my garden sorted and you get to learn how to earn as much as 17pence an hour whilst having all sorts of fun!! What a bargain for us both!!*





(disclaimer)
*I may kill you at the end of the job and bury you at the end of the garden to save paying out a ridiculous 17p an hour salary!!

 

[Naetha]

Dunno where you live Tris, but I'd get a sleeping bag (and a tent if you have one), buy a load of cereal bars, a couple of bottles of water and a road atlas.

Then take your car, and go somewhere you've never been before thats a bit out of the way - such as north wales, scotland, yorkshire dales, derbyshire peak district, cotswolds, cornwall wherever.

Drive around, find a nice pub, sit there, watch people, read a book, have a nice meal, then in the evening, drive somewhere, and ideally find somewhere where you can sleep in the open under the stars (just off mountain roads and sand dunes/beach heads are great for this).

Enjoy the peace and quiet.

Think about stuff you don't think about because you don't have the time.

Talk to people that you wouldn't normally talk to.

Go for walks.

Chill

 

[Rellik]

1) buy a monkey with the little bit of money you have
2) give it lots of beer
3) let it drive your car

Let the monkey madness commence!

tbh id do something that has a monkey in it somewhere down the road


Like buy a monkey and learn it how too smoke, I so want a smoking monkey that would be so awesome


like this, oooh he looks so happy!

oh and heres a video, old but ooh so cool http://www.wimp.com/smokingmonkey/

 

[tris-]

Chill

sounds like a plan. although the price to do that to the places you mention is far over budget for me although there is plenty of places here i can go walk around

 

[evzy]

dont teach the monkey to smoke...just to roll em for you!!

 

[-Hayfever-]

I'd drive to the trick shopwith my car and buy a 'Learn To Juggle In 11 Days'' book with the little money i have. ''0WN3D!''

 

[Amanita]

Camping. Pack yourselves into the car and find a campsite somewhere with pubs somewhere or just bring your alchohol with you.

I absolutely love camping.

 

[evzy]

Stalk someone?

 

[Vladamir]

Camping. Pack yourselves into the car and find a campsite somewhere with pubs somewhere or just bring your alchohol with you.

I absolutely love camping.

You mean you love having sex and everyone hearing you through the tent

 

[Calaen]

Dunno where you live Tris, but I'd get a sleeping bag (and a tent if you have one), buy a load of cereal bars, a couple of bottles of water and a road atlas.

Then take your car, and go somewhere you've never been before thats a bit out of the way - such as north wales, scotland, yorkshire dales, derbyshire peak district, cotswolds, cornwall wherever.

Drive around, find a nice pub, sit there, watch people, read a book, have a nice meal, then in the evening, drive somewhere, and ideally find somewhere where you can sleep in the open under the stars (just off mountain roads and sand dunes/beach heads are great for this).

Enjoy the peace and quiet.

Think about stuff you don't think about because you don't have the time.

Talk to people that you wouldn't normally talk to.

Go for walks.

Chill

Are you a chick? if so I would like to go camping with you perfect plan great for the mind.

 

[Calaen]

Camping. Pack yourselves into the car and find a campsite somewhere with pubs somewhere or just bring your alchohol with you.

I absolutely love camping.

Camping Rocks. inc FH camping weekend tbh!!!!

 

[Phooka]

hmmmm ok

day 1:
run around parks and throw dog shit at people and at the end of the day go rob a fuel station and threaten them with your dog shitty body...

day 2:
Go get the borrowed car smash it into some jaguars on your way out of the country.. After that go rob a liquer store on the border get piss drunk and take a shit... Then you proceed too rub your shit in a bouncers face... Pass the border.

day 3.
After having the great continental breakfast and having plundered your whole mini bar in yer hotelroom after watching pron all evening demolishing everylittle thing that could be demolished, you make a sneaky exit.
Now with the money you have from robbing the gas station and liquor store you take a trip too Amsterdam.. Here you go sight seeing smoke your brains out....

Day 4.
After a good nights restyou wake up at 2 pm. You make your exit and goto the redlight district.. Here you buy some sex watch some live shows and then buy every kind of drugs you can think off. You goto a garage and ask if you can have a test drive, you now take this car too belgium where you spend the night in Antwerp..

Day 5.
You have a breakfast of all kinds pastries together with some mushroom tea
You will be so high on ur mushroom/chocolate trip i have no clue what you will proceed to do.

Day 6.
sheesh this is quite a undertaking... As breakfast is the most important meal of the day you skip it because you just like too live dangerously.. You sell your stolen car to some pikey for 50 euro and take the train too paris.. Here you'll proceed to have a cultural day snorting coke from the mona lisa's boobs in the louvre.. In the evening you pickup a hot tiny french chick and wine and dine her under the moonlight on the Champs de L'isee. After that you know...

Day 7.
You wake up in the hot french chicks bed and you tell her too make you breakky.. When she comes in with your breakki you enjoy your shot of heroin fuck her brains out and hitch hike too Monaco. When you arrive at night you'll goto a fancy restaurant and hang with some really loaded people. After getting piss drunk on champeign at their expense you get invited too their 40 Foot yacht were you have a threesome....

Day 8.
As soon as you wake up you throw the owners overboard and make a run for it too Italy with their boat. When you arive in Napels you offer the boat to the local Don who then invites you to his daughters wedding. After having snorted cocain the whole day you want something stronger and decide too break out the crack pipe. So there you are totally wasted on crack on a wedding of a mafiosi's daughter...

Day 9.
You wake up in a most horrid smell.. You quickly grab the pillow and hide your head under it, only too find yourself snorting rotten trout.. You shriek like a little girl and piss yer pants. While your running away you notice your running through the hotel lobby nakid...
10 mins later your back in your hotel room with a purple ass from the Granny bingo society pincing your ass that just happened too be in the hotel lobby.. You take your stash and the money you have left and take a plain too Germany.. Once in Germany you order an Escort girl called heidi too amuse you the rest of the night. Toghether you go on a LSD holliday and make like rabbits in heat..

Day 10.
You wake up all shivvering and semi drowning in your own vommmit. You quickly grab your crack pipe and take a hit.. After havving had such a wonderfull time with Heidi you decide too blend in the German crowd. You proceed too the city center of Munchen too bug a pair of lederhosen, some suspenders and ofc yer Leather hat with the feather in it. As youre in Germany anyways and footty is the shit and its worldcup finals day you goto the stadium..
Popping X like they are smarties you walk around the stadium looking to find a ticket for the match. But as the X starts working you feel yourself immensly attracted too this big guy selling fake tickets.. Suddenly it dawns on you you dont have money too buy the ticket..
20 minuts later you leave the alley with the handsome big ex con ticketselling guy, a ticket richer and now knowing why the germans have a flap at the rear in the lederhosen..
After finding the bathroom where you smoke some more crack you proceed too your place in the stands. 'Wow kewl!!! It's England vs Holland in the finals.. The match is so exiting you forget that you need to take a crap, totally spaced on crack ur worshipping Rooneys sexeh ass..10 Second before the the final signal Holland scores and offside goal. You get so exited in anger you crap you rush the field too kick the refs ass. As you jump over the fency you crap your pants.. You take them off as its not very pleasent too make a kicking motion with a turd in your underpants. You scrape out the shit and sprint towards the ref. In the meanwhile the guards have spotted you and are chasing you down the field... With the security on your ass nakid ass, eye on the ref and hand full of your own poop you make way too the intended target...
You dropkick him in the neck and shove the poop up his nose.. 2 second later the security has you shackled..

Moral of the story is... Go play with turds and drugs, its a great combo

 

[tris-]

rofl, how imaginative.

only problem i see with it is my 10 days starts next monday, no where near the end of the WC finals