1.78b Release Notes

Joor

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Dark Age of Camelot
Test Version 1.78b Release Notes
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August 5, 2005
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THE ISLE OF DUST_2

We are pround to announce the addition of the center isle Agramon was a huge success and we will be advancing this concept into a new land. To get there you swim to krakens train depot and run as fast as u can between stations 5 and 6, then u hit the wall and break your nose and proceed to station 10

NEW THINGS AND BUG FIXES THAT ARE MOSTLY MINOR BECAUSE WE LIEK TO FOCUS ON THE NEW THINGS LOLOL ITS LIKE WE BRUSH OUR OTHER PROBLEMS UNDER THE CARPET WITH A BROOM OF SHADY BUSINESS +5


- We have fixed some irrelevant minor bug on a mob in the corner of a zone that nobody will ever go to.

- we all had chinese for lunch ROFL

- Water breathing potions have had their duration reduced to 3 seconds.

- Gaheris and Mordred have been clustered.

- taco salad krite

CLASS CHANGES

- After close evaluation we are adding the following spell line to the baseline rejuv line of the Cleric class:
1 Boon of Christ - Instant 75% group heal / pbae 10 second stun / Disease Cure / Sickness Cure / 75% damage to all enemies within 5000 units
22 Christ rox - same thing cooler name
33 Jesus saves ROFL - same thing cooler name
43 God <3's Me - same thing cooler name

- We have added 3 new detaunt styles to the friar class.

4 - Dont grp me lol
15 - my naem is john
50 - i specced 50 staff and all i got was this piece of sh*t detaunt


- After many complaints from customers we have amped up the Armsmen rr5

Snapshot will now have a 25% increase in range and 10% bonus to damage.

- The Vampiir, a class originally designed when Kenny the Janitor shared his pcp-laced cookies with us, has been removed from the game.

Furthermore, anyone who has created the class since the release of catacombs will have their account deleted without notice.


Shadowblades, Infiltrators, Nightshades, Hunters, Scouts, and Rangers -

- Upon dieing with more than one enemy in the area, you will be minimized and internet explorer will open up and load to the VN boards of your home server, where you can choose from pre-made QQ templates, or simply make your own.
 

Flimgoblin

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even the fake patch notes were better in the old days.

though
- Gaheris and Mordred have been clustered.

is just comedy :)

Could at least attribute the VN whiner you nicked them from btw ;)
 

Deepflame

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Joor said:
Shadowblades, Infiltrators, Nightshades, Hunters, Scouts, and Rangers -

- Upon dieing with more than one enemy in the area, you will be minimized and internet explorer will open up and load to the VN boards of your home server, where you can choose from pre-made QQ templates, or simply make your own.

Hehe! :D
 

Svartmetall

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Flimgoblin said:
even the fake patch notes were better in the old days.

We used to have proper sarky comments about old age when I were a lad
 

cHodAX

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If the spelling was better I might have fell for it, nice effort though and it made me laugh ;)
 

LordjOX

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omglolz kiddiez tawk
would of been fun if was spelled like normal patch notes are
 

Neo

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Downanael said:
I would love to see gaheris playing reactions to that
think u would have to talk to their mums or boyfriends for that...
 

youngbaba

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Joor said:
Shadowblades, Infiltrators, Nightshades, Hunters, Scouts, and Rangers -

- Upon dieing with more than one enemy in the area, you will be minimized and internet explorer will open up and load to the VN boards of your home server, where you can choose from pre-made QQ templates, or simply make your own.

lol nice. rest was shit tho, but filler material is to be expected (footnote: check your TV listings or a concert near you, you'll know what I mean)
 

Kagato

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Joor said:
- After many complaints from customers we have amped up the Armsmen rr5

Snapshot will now have a 25% increase in range and 10% bonus to damage.

Giv !
 

Overdriven

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1) The new 'EMAIN' will be FG vs FG area.
2) The new mob, will become a weekly kill event in most servers.
3) Such whine.
 

Flimgoblin

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Neo said:
think u would have to talk to their mums or boyfriends for that...

think the average age on gaheris is probably far higher than the mordred average age. Couldn't really say about a gender difference (or are you implying that only gay people play gaheris?)

For some reason pwn pwn logmainbd greyganking appeals more to the younger gaming demographic.
 

Kittyfantastico

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think u would have to talk to their mums or boyfriends for that...



I play Gaheris our guild still ranks as one of the biggest on the guildy page thing one the hearld :).

I'm female 30, my Husband is female 30 most people in our guild are 25-55, with some younger end whose parents play 12-16...
So quite mixed LOL.

Can't say for Mordred as I have never played on the server, I prefer happy tree hugger heaven.

I dare say there are lots of younger players, but I don't come accross them that often as I mostly play with my guildmates.

So yes there are some older end players there, especially if you find a good guild <wink>

Kitty
 

Kittyfantastico

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Why it could so be right :fluffle:
As it is he is male, but he likes the idea of girl on girl action for some reason...Men Eh :).

Gamah as for your comment, Hubs says he certainly doesn't mind pretending to be a girl.....*whatever that means, but I am fairly sure I can make a shrewd guess <wink>*


Kitty
 

Heta

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is it called a husband if its a woman? or do you say 2 wifes? :sex:
 

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