Ninja's or Pirates?

Who would win in a war between Ninja's or Pirates.

  • Ninja

    Votes: 91 56.5%
  • Pirate

    Votes: 70 43.5%

  • Total voters
    161

Haggus

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NOOO ninja-pirtates because it would be the end of the world as we know it.

Gifv reasons why you voted for what etc..

I vote ninja's because there fucking ninja's !
 

Leroli

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Have to go with ninjas tbh cus they have the shurikeens and the whole NINJA!! thing going on and they are sneaky ^_^

and ofc they can also train as ninjawizards but we dun wana go there >_>
 

Kami

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Pirates!

No competition. Now if you'd done a Ninja V Samurai poll that'd be interesting :)

Shiver me fecking ninja timbers!
 

Rhori

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Ninja's because they'll sneak up to you and then keeeell ya!!
 

cHodAX

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Pirates are hardcore, just look at my idol Guybrush Threepwood from the Monkey Island series. Damn shame that Lucasarts turned him into a bit of a ladyboy for the newer Monkey Island games and of course we can't forget the legendary Captain LeChuck from the same games :)

Pirates rape, pillage, fight and get drunk. Sounds like a perfect life to me. Ninja's are just a bunch of pussies running around in their PJ's :p
 

Ormorof

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very close decision, but had to go for pirates...... arrrrrrrrrrr!

Yoda > all ninjas/pirates though
 
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Ninjas because they can flip out and FUCK YOU UP at any time they want, nothing can stop them.
 

Penguin

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Ninjas might win a war.. but whos cooler? definately pirates :p
 

Conchabar

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u know it has to be ninja, pirates are no match to a ninjas ability to fight tbh.. pirate be like to drunk and fall all over the place, ninja be like this is to easy :twak:
 

cHodAX

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drinking > fighting. Vote for the pissheads, you know it makes sense!
 

Ame

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haarewin said:
but pirates have cannons and can like.. shoot the ninjas. or something.
Ninjas can camouflage themselves around their surroundings, and pirates mostly have a poor aim anyways.
 

Serosh

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Pirates, they can raid your town, pillage your house, rape your hamster and kill your imaginary friends.

Ninjas can only do fancy moves and give you an intense look
 

Coolan

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cho deffiently monkey island 2, imo was the best and yer gotta be pirates.
 

mikke

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well, if the pirates were like the pirates in "Pirates of the Carribean" (SP?)

and ninjas could stealth, the pirates would still still win couse they were undead:m00:
 

Olgaline

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ninja's are so the 80's, pirates for sure.!

-waay cooler songs and no grooming required.! oh and they have parrots, and wooden legs,
 

Huntingtons

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tough choice imo, both are winners but ninjas can win wars and pirates can celebrate the win of wars, and besides the pillaging, raping, looting swag and singing they also talk alot smarter... voted for ninjas but truely my heart lies with the pirates, yarr bligerats, me swag be hidden, savi?
 

ian_heaps

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Ninjas, because when I was 12 - 14 I was one and used to dress in black and go around climbing over houses and stuff, then disappear into the night. :fluffle:











p.s. I was good
 

Haggus

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Like i said, if there were Ninja-Pirates it would be the end of the world ! you would not be able to survive there wrath !

We would not exist if there was Ninja-Pirates back in the days because they would have killed all our ancesters !
 

Mybuddies

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Depends on the location. Inland, Ninjas have the ege because a) the performance of the pirate ship is massively impaired and b) the scurvy bilge rats need to find their land legs, then feck off to the nearest pub to get smashed, leaving them open to the stealthy Ninja.

At sea of course, the pirates win hands down. Ninjas are not noted for their seafaring skills and I'd like to meet the Ninja who can survive a broadside of grapeshot whilst having his nads chewed off by a shark.

Ahhh you ask, what about on boggy land, such as a salt water marsh? Well, that WOULD be interesting....
















I'm in one of those moods.....
 

haarewin

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Mybuddies said:
Depends on the location. Inland, Ninjas have the ege because a) the performance of the pirate ship is massively impaired
pmsl!
Ame said:
Ninjas can camouflage themselves around their surroundings, and pirates mostly have a poor aim anyways.
fact or bullshit? (that should be a gameshow tbh.)
 

Rhori

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haarewin said:
Ame said:
Ninjas can camouflage themselves around their surroundings, and pirates mostly have a poor aim anyways.
fact or bullshit? (that should be a gameshow tbh.)
a fact offcourse :eek: Ninja's wair black clothes and stuff like that, so they'll be camouflaged when it's night time.
 

Vladamir

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Pirates, 'cuz they have a leet hat, eyepatch and parrot!.

Ninja's just round around in nighties :(
 

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