The longest story in the whole of the world (Barrysworld stylee)

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davehart@gamesinferno.com

sigh, fuck off dave you llama.

if you insist on ruining a thread, at least do it in one we might not want to continue, f'ing peon.

Saw this, http://metal.planetarion.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/004483.html

and while its good i think we can do better

Heres a starter :

Harry didn't know how he came to be covered in bananas, but he was sure it wasn't his fault. Rising from the heap he saw....

it won't catch on.

....a small dog shaped figure thingie with foam hanging from its jaws. It stared at him, and leapt....

er, I'll go away now

...at the pile of bananas, tearing skins off, banana flesh flying wildly...

...at this point the owner of the dog shaped figure thingie, the king of the potatoe people, turned up and insisted on walking round with his nob hanging out shouting "nanah nanah nanah"...

The orchestra behind him doing the accompaniment for nanah nanah nanah started laughing at his nob that they all had multiple heart attacks. The conductor, a beautiful girl, stark naked screemed "....

..."Big Issue mate?"

LOL OMG STU!.. .. carrying on.

....as the king went for fork out for the magazine (sureley trying to impress the biatch , from the distance, could be seen what looked like a 1981 GMC Custom Van!.. it couldnt be!!!!..................

..A donut delivery van on it's way to...

utumnos house, to keep the boys weight up so he can .....

....finally become as fat as an american and impress his gypsy girlfriend by getting stuck while walking down the street.
unfortunately, while trying to eat a turnip...

...he was attacked by the mob that is bigfoot & deathace, he struggled under them, but they suffocated him with the turnip. The police arrived to investigate...

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....and found him standing in the kitchen with a throbbing hard cock and a bottle of baby oil......

"Put the chicken DOWN" shouted the Police officer....
LOL

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....but it wasn't a chicken, it was a turkey, he proceded and got it half way down to the ground when he decided to ram it up his arse, the policeman......

...got out his trusty STEYR AUG assult rifle, and shot the bird right outta his arse, but the bullet carried on and went into his chest where it gave him a third nipple, he called this nipple...

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DR_FRANKENSTIEN

http://www.lairman.co.uk

for web page designing service

....In two weeks time, thripple the triple nipple of wonder had become world famous and a statue of it was erected just outside of buckingham palace...

...but because it was only 1cm high no fucker could see or appreciate so it was replaced with a...

...water feature shapped like the aforementioned throbbing hard cock, the authorities were shocked and stunned ladies and gentleman when they found out the statue was being used for...

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...a decoy for a 2 gigga tonne MATTER/ANTI-MATTER EXPLOSIVE disguised as a vauxall nova 1.3 SR (with 2 12" subs, 5 spokes, lowered sus, and a K&N air filter)which was parked outside a club. this was planted here by the nortorious terrer group called...

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DR_FRANKENSTIEN

http://www.lairman.co.uk

for web page designing service

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...TUG and his paedo band of nova drivers association, found to be using this contraption for...

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..vists to the supermarket to buy large amounts of bananas to heap on Harry who...

....Thripple the triple nipple of wonder...

ok, erm, continue

...likes large things up his arse and also enjoys watching...

...repeats of shit TV programs on UK Gold. Meanwhile back at the huge throbbing cock shapped fountain..

a crowd gathers in astonishment as Stu removes his anal bung and prepares to....

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~YuckFou~

...scream 'I am cornolio! I need TP for my bunghole! And... I shag exor and bodhi.' and then stu sits and starts to cry because...

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..nobody saw him get the 3 foot wide throbbong fountain cock up his arse with ease. At this point the King of the potato people returns and has a quick chat with the queen about some current things going down at the buckingham massive. There is a huge b-boy party going on in room 32974657 so they all head off to check it out on the way they see...

...athena posing for the latest feature on women in online gaming in "horse and hound". She called out.....